I Was Poked - I Didn't Get Screwed
At A Glance
Author ....
Contact ....@bme.anon
When Three months ago
Artist Jake
Studio I forget...
Location My town
I had always thought that the Christina piercing is the sexiest genital piercing a girl could ever get, they looked good on almost everyone. I had already obtained a number of piercings over the years, and my fascination with body modification was far from slowing down. Even though I already had a number of down below piercings, I didn't think that you could ever have too much. The idea of getting it popped into my head one afternoon, I was particularly bored and eager to get something done.

Hell with it, I had said to myself. I grabbed the phone book and called down to the piercing shop to make the appointment. The woman on the phone was friendly, and answered all the questions I had about it. The appointment was set for the next day at 3:30, sooner than I had anticipated but I was so excited. The day seemed to go by so slow after that, and I barely slept that night because I was so happy about my piercing the next day.

After I had finally managed to fall asleep, it seemed only minutes later that I was being awoken by the wretched sound of my alarm clock notifying me that it was 1:00 pm and time to get up. Ah crud... I always have this thing were I get annoyed about how slow the time is passing before I get to do something, so I made a point to give myself just enough time for everything to avoid sitting around and getting nervous. Before I left the house, I made sure I took a shower and was tidy down there for the piercing.

I know it's not the best thing to do, but I decided to skip eating lunch and go look around in the stores for a bit (yes, it completely defeats the purpose of waking up late) but surprisingly, the time went by quickly and before I knew it I was ready to go down to the piercing shop for my appointment. I was more than a bit nervous, I admit, but part of it came from having wanted it for so long.

I walked into the piercing shop and was greeted by the desk clerk. I told her what I was in for and she checked my appointment and told me it would be a few minutes before the piercer was ready. In the meantime, she checked my id and complimented me on the pins on my jacket while I filled out some forms. She asked me if it was ok that the new piercer did it, and I thought if they trust her then I guess I can, so I said sure.

I sat in the waiting room for her, and I was a bit surprised when he walked out. He was only a bit older than me, and incredibly hot. He greeted me and told me his name was Jake and led me into the piercing room as I told him what I wanted done. All the piercers there have their own separate rooms, and I had never been in his before so I was happy to find it was just as immaculate as the others. The only thing different about his room, was that there was a big poster adorning the wall with the message, "You've been poked, don't get screwed."

Now I must warn you that I have an extremely twisted sense of humor (although I think most people would find that funny anyway) so I sat there for at least a good 5 minutes convulsing in laughter while Jake got his things ready, occasionally looking over and shaking his head at me.

"Ok, this might be a bit awkward and I don't really know how to put it. Drop your pants and get in the chair" he said.

I was still laughing a bit, but I dropped my pants none the less and got into the chair, where Jake proceeded to ask me to open my legs to an almost impossible extent. It was a little weird sitting there bare-assed with my legs dangling over the chair arms and my cunt in full view for this stranger. Luckily I'm not a shy person. He went on and told me about the procedure while he cleaned the area to be pierced (and yes, it was extremely weird for me to have someone's hands down there applying a disinfectant) and then changed his gloves.

He warned me before he put the clamps on that they might be a tad uncomfortable, which they were but I managed. He got the needle ready and positioned it right above the mark he had made, and then asked me to do the breathing exercises.

I dreaded letting out that last breathe, as soon as I did I felt this sharp sting penetrate my skin, it seemed like it lasted hours and although I didn't flinch I think I let out a number of profanities that to this day still amuse me. The initial pain from the needle was a lot worse than I had imagined, yet always bearable. He checked if I was ok and then told me to breathe out again as he inserted the jewelry. I felt ok, just a little weird but not light headed.

He held a mirror up so I could see my piercing and I really loved it. I had wanted it for so long, and now I finally had it. I got my pants back on and paid at the front desk, making sure to leave a good tip for Jake. Walking felt a bit weird but it wasn't painful in the least.

3 months later I still have my Christina, and I love it every bit as much as I did when I first got it. Cleaning is just salt water soaks now and it's basically all healed up. To anyone thinking of getting this piercing, I totally recommend it.


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