Going South with a Sharp

At A Glance Author Serridwenn Contact Serridwenn@bme.anon Artist Michelle Studio Body Bronze (out of business) Location Southwestern Ontairo

Well, my piercing can be best described as a horizontal "Christina" or a high hood. I selected the exact location based on what pain level I thought I could handle (definitely NOT near my clit, thank you very much!) and how aesthetic the outcome would be. Now, understand that since then I have educated myself well about body piercing in general and would be doing it myself if I thought there would be money in it. *grin*

The shop itself was actually a tanning parlor and sold swim wear, but it was all that small Southwestern Ontario city had! Michelle, my piercer, is a wonderful woman, and I hope she's having much luck with her new business. At the time (years ago), she'd only done a few labia piercings, but I figured from what I knew and from her experiences, what we had planned would turn out just fine. Luckily it did! Anyhow, I went armed with loose pants and looser panties and a steel will... although I was totally turned on (in more ways than one) in making an addition to my piercing collection. My husband was getting his first scrotal piercing that day, so I has somewhere else to put my mind right then. He grinned, bore it, and loved it, so I figured this wouldn't be so bad.

So off with my kit and up on the table... a nice dentist chair deal. As odd as it was to have another woman (other than my gynecologist) handling my bits and pieces, I was far too nervous to think much on that. Everything was lovely sterile with gloves and sterilized-packed equipment that I soon felt comfortable. Michelle took a wicked looking, curved needle from the packaging and lined it up with the other equipment. Then, grabbing onto my clit, she used a small flash light to peek through the skin for hidden blood vessels and to make sure the placement wouldn't have me bleeding like a stuck pig. With all that done, she used triangle forceps and clamped onto my poor, tender flesh. DAMN!

Okay, so if I thought the needle would hurt, I never considered how nasty, metal forceps would feel biting into me! As I'm busy gnawing my lip with my eyes clenched shut and starting my "owie" mantra when Michelle discovers she needs an extra hand. I don't blame the poor girl, since she was almost as nervous as I was. She handed my husband a pair of gloves and asked him to assist! Damn sadistic bastard (love you hon!) was all for it.

Now would be the time to mention that he has a tremor, so with all the excitement, he's busy shaking like a dog with fleas. So, here's the picture, I'm half nude in the chair, having sudden second thoughts, with a strange woman handling my most personal parts and my husband shaking my tender bits like a dog with a bone... and grinning.

Michelle told me to breathe, and on the count of three she'd stick me... on two I damn near screech and jump out of my seat since she thought she'd surprise me! OWIE!! Forget the clamp, this was mean... and... done. She was quick with the ring and I was back in my pants with a drink in my hand before I could even register it was done. Thank the gods, I thought I was going to faint! But, the operation was a success... not only could I walk, I didn't even make my mascara run. *grin* And Michelle had more experience to her credit. So, I took my new piercing home, gave it a test drive, *chuckle* and four years later am still enjoying my decor. I've since upgraded the small 14ga stainless ring to a nice 3/4 inch 10ga ring with a cubic pyrite bead. I like the weight but I'm in the market for a curved barbell due to some mean public pinches... but it makes my cunny, as well as my hubby, happy and gives my gynecologist a chuckle.

So, here I thought my tale would be too long... I'm to add a few more words. Some suggestions for girls looking for the same piercing are to dress for the occasion and for some time after... loose pants and wear panties! Expect a little blood, (not that THAT bothers us, hey girls!) and some pain. Not as much as I imagine a total clitoris piercing would hurt, but a week's discomfort all the same. I used Bactine spray (antiseptic AND anesthetic) and Dial antibacterial liquid body soap. Not one problem healing!

Although I was lucky and had an excellent experience, I urge EVERYONE to seek a reputable piercer with adequate experience for the type of work you want done! Knowing what I know now, it is much better to pay the big money to have experience and hygiene than it is to have infection and badly mutilated bits... take good care of your body and it will take good care of you!