Okay, this is the funniest piercing story I have...the story of my Horizontal Hood Piercing aka my "Third Piercing". I work in a shop that does piercings, so you could say that I know the piercers fairly well, so it wasn't too uncomfortable in that regard.
At A Glance Author anonymous When N/A Artist Kate Studio Worcester Location Worcester One day at the shop I was helping autoclave (sp?) and I got to talking to one of our piercers, Kate. We were talking about all these different types of piercings, and all the piercings she has done, blah blah blah. Then she asked me if I wanted to see some photos in a magazine she had. I said, "Sure what the hell." So we're sitting there and we came across all the genital peircings, and I was like, "owe." But Kate told me it really wasn't that bad. I gave her this look, because if you've ever seen Kate you would not think she would even go there. She's this clean cut, tall, beautiful blond with blue eyes. All I ever knew is that she had her belly button done. Basically she talked me into it.
So about a week later after careful consideration (okay really I didn't put much thought into it, besides "I really want to do that, but I can't explain why.") I made and appointment after work to have it done. I went down to the piercing room and Kate asked what exactly I wanted, and I told her, "Whatever you have," cause I figured she would know the most about that one if I had any questions (not that she doesn't know about peircings she doesn't have, but you feel me right?). So that's how I decided to get my Horizontal Hood Piercing. I was really concerned that I would, ya know, lose sensation, but Kate reassured me "No, no, no. You don't really notice it's there...till you sit down in the car." Ha ha, silly Kate. Then I asked the ever-ridiculous question : "Is this gonna hurt." (duh) Kate told me it didn't hurt much with hers, but it's different with everyone. (Yes it is!)
So here's me, taking my pants off and I'm alone, no one to hold my hand and I was scared because I am the biggest baby when it comes to pain. So I swallowed real hard. Then I pussed out and asked my boss to hold my hand.
She came down and they did all the prep and put on the clamp, and they were both examining my junk to make sure they marked the right spot and what not. Yeah, it was really, really weird...but moving on.
So it was all ready, and I was all clammy and nervous. Kate said, "Ready, 1-2-3" and at that moment I felt the most intense pain in my whole life, and I screamed the most blood curdling scream I have ever let out. It scared the crap out of Kate, but she kept cool. My boss looks down at me and said "I did the same thing when I got mine done." I'm laying there after the massive adrenaline rush thinking to myself, "Okay we all have this done? What the hell..." You see, my boss is, let's just say...over 55. (She doesn't look or act that way...she looks really young.) But it was weird. I'm looking up at her thanking her for being there and I'm sure I sounded like a drunk. Whatever.
After it was all over, it hurt. I went to a party that night (yes, I know drinking+peircing= bad, but can you blame me?) All my friends were asking me what happened, and I didn't really want to share because I was afraid they would think I was a sleaze. My friend, Frank knew what I had done and he told everyone he kicked me. Silly Frank. Oddly, those idiots believed him and were getting on his case. They called him all sorts of foul names, and he took it like a man. Finally I couldn't stand it anymore and I confessed. The room went silent and everyone was looking at me with watermelon eyes. At that moment, I knew it was time to go home. *ahhh, memories*
But it's cool now, really cool. Kate was right about that car thing. My boyfriend thinks it's the shit. It's a great thing to use to make your ex-boyfriends intrigued, and their girlfriends irate. Ha! I tell you now I can explain why I got it. Yeah the whole sex thing is nice, and it's a fun party story...but really it was so liberating. That's no BS, cause I let someone shove a 14 gauge needle through the most sensitive part on my body and I didn't die from the pain, nor wimp out like I thought I would. I did something that took a lot of balls, balls that few of my friends have. So all I have to say is *high five to all my clit sistas!*go girls*lol* <It's worth it>