"Guess what he's got his willy pierced". This is what my friend insists on saying upon meeting anyone new. Well it all started in Camden I was shopping with a friend, and was meeting my sister. As we spotted her my friend just said "Pretend you have just had your dick done". Stupidly she believed me.
At A Glance Author Chi Contact michaeljbridges@btinternet.com When Three months ago Location Croydon London UK Once home I showed her all the different ways you could have it pierced and the way I had it. She just walked out of the room shouting you're sick. After this I took a good look at the genital piercing and I thought I really wouldn't mind one. Oh but the pain and your willy dropping off. Or this is what everyone of my friends told me. After long deliberation I decided I would really like a reverse pa. It just looked the best in my opinion. I must have read about all the experiences on BME and some said it hurt, some said it didn't. I wasn't worried about the pain I already had a tongue and nipple and they didn't hurt so i wasn't too worried that it would hurt a lot.
Now all I had to do was find somewhere that would do it. This is not as easy as it may seem. I phoned up a fair few places and only found 2 that would do it. Both of them were miles away so I picked the most friendly sounding. I set a date. That Saturday after work I will get pierced. I had to ask a my friend to take me as I didn't have a car at the time.
Now it took us a hour and a half to find the place. On some one way road and all this time I am getting more and more nervous. Once we got there it turns out they had moved location the day before. So I phoned them up and got cut off of course. We found the new place about ten minutes later.
I walked in and there was someone talking to the people behind the counter. After they finish the girl asks me what I will be having today. I reply a reverse pa a big grin comes across her face and the bloke behind the counter doubles over and moans a bit. The young man standing next to me asks me what a reverse pa is and i simply answered down there the chap.
Now I pick the ring standard 2.4 (10g) CBR. It looked thick to me as I only had my tongue and nip. The piercer took me through to the room which was very clean, which was reassuring. I asked him if I could go to the toilet first and he pointed me in the right direction. I think this was mostly nerves but it turned out I really did need to pee quite a lot. I washed my hands and left for the chair.
He told me to take a seat. Now this is the most scary bit of the whole procedure. Drop your trousers and sit there waiting. It was not as bad as I thought it would be. He started to clean my chap this was very odd indeed he made a mark with a pen for the exit which was i little low so he moved it up. As he turned to get the rest of the stuff ready i had one final look turned it side ways and thought that is a lot of sensitive flesh to go though. He turned round. With that hugh needle. Thats more scary than dropping your trousers. He explained that I would feel the needle inside then he would push it up and though.
So now I am sitting there with a needle inside me and he asks are you ready. Stupidly you will say yes straight away. I did but don't regret it one bit.
You feel the needle break the skin. Then you can feel it passing though the skin and you wish it were faster then with one last hard push it is though. That bit hurt. But I didn't scream shout anything just hurt a lot.
Now you sit there you look down and you see your chap with that hugh needle in it. I thought this was the worst over as I had my tongue and nip done and once the piercing was done the insertion of the jewelry was fairly pain less. He got the ring there and he asks if I am ready again. Not having any fear of this bit I say yes. This pain is worse double that of the needle. A little moan was let out and the arms were holding something behind the chair. I don't know why but when I get a piercing done I like my hands behind my back holding on to something very tight. Maybe it is so I don't try to stop them with my hands. Wow the ring is through. You take a sigh of relief. Look down and now you have a thick piece of metal through your chap. By the way by this time he has shrunk a great deal. He will grow back. The piercer put the captive bead in and said all done. I stood up and pulled up my trousers, and walked out.
My friend who was waiting gave a big grin, and asked you got it done. That was quick he said when I thought I had been in there ages. I said good bye to the piercer said thank you and shook his hand, don't ask why I shook his hand. As I walked out I was surprised it wasn't sore.
I climbed into my friends car. This is where he got tortured. He asked if he could have a quick look. He took one very quick glance and turned away. Unfortunately for him I was so chuffed with it I keep it out the whole way home.
Now the after care is weird. Do where a condom to bed the first 5 days. I found a rubber band came in handy but don't put it on too tight just so the condom stays on. I forgot the second night and bleed a bit on the sheets. Mine didn't work again for about a day. Don't force it to go erect this hurts a bit. My friends found it highly fun to get lots of porn in that week. As for the saline soak a glass turned out to be difficult hey but a condom with rubber band worked a treat again. Still a little tricky though.
Since then I have been asked so many times. "Have you really". "Did it hurt". "Why did you get it done". After a while I remembered a way to shut them up after the first question I read it on BME. When they ask you have you really, just say "why don't you get down on your knees open your mouth and you will find out. To this you usually get little response. I was hoping to tell you how it changed my sex life if at all. But my girlfriend dumped me on the day I got it done. Didn't want to wait and find out. hadn't been with her very long so I wasn't too worried. I have since I had it done stretched it from 2.4 to 3.2 (8g)this hurts a fair amount but nothing like the first time. I am very happy with it, and would recommend it to anyone thinking about it.