For a long time I have been into the alternative lifestyles of piercing, tattoo's and the like, but mostly just to admire from afar (Money flow, and the big yellow streak running down my spine being the biggest problem). Recently I had finally worked up the courage to get a few piercing's done my nipple, navel and a few self-done lobe and cartilage ear-piercing's. I fell in love with the new piercing/tattoo shop where I had my piercings done and really wanted to get another piercing so I could hang out there for a while, but I just couldn't think of anything I wanted. Eyebrow piercings seemed too trendy for me, septum piercings drew too much attention too themselves, nape's looked scary as hell, and then it hit me, the reverse prince Albert would be perfect! It wouldn't be too showy, I heard it didn't really hurt as bad as I thought it would, and it actually had a good purpose other than to accentuate my fine good looks (ha!).
At A Glance Author Dumpster Jonny Contact dumpsterjonny@yahoo.ca When A week ago Artist Mike Studio Fantasy Island Location Courtany BC I already knew the price Fantasy Island was charging, and was heading into Nanaimo anyway, so I figured I would stop in and check for prices there, I was intent on getting the job done, I didn't care where anymore. Prices were all the same, and I figured since I was already in a store, I may as well just do it now, I couldn't wait the hour and a half to get back home. I inquired to the head piercer at EL and asked about the reverse pa, he told me that he would only do it if I really wanted it and absolutely had to have it. He then proceeded to tell me about how horribly painful the procedure was, how much I would bleed, how it would be sore for a long time and many other horror stories. Needless to say, my courage melted and I left the establishment. As soon as I got back in the car (far away from the scary needles) my courage strangely came back, and I decided who cares, I have to do this. So on my way back home I stopped in at Fantasy Island and asked a few questions about the piercing; how long does it take to heal, what are the risks and really, is it that painful? The people there were, as usual very friendly, explained to me all about the process, told me it hurt but that it wasn't unbearable, and overall gave me a completely different, glass half-full perspective on it. I told them I'd see them in a couple days.
I came back the next morning and sat around for a while, chain-smoking, as Mike set everything up. They called me in and my heart was racing, I was about to get my penis stuck with a needle! I dropped trou and climbed onto the table and lied down with my legs hanging off either side (I guessed that when the pain started I'd squeeze my legs inward pretty hard, it was a good guess) Mike explained the procedure as he went along, he warned me I might feel some discomfort and then tried to put the receiving tube, but couldn't quite make it fit. He told me he'd be right back, and then returned with a tube THE SIZE OF MY THUMB, I almost cried just looking at it. Big surprise, it came nowhere close to fitting. He tried the first size again and it fit, it also hurt, well, not really hurt, but it sure didn't feel good. I grabbed my girlfriend's hand it squeezed it really hard, and yelled at her "Why aren't you taking pictures!" fully well realizing I had her hand clamped in a death gr ip. All of a sudden my back arched up in pain and I started slamming my fists down onto the table, I felt EXTREME discomfort in the lower half of my body but didn't want to risk moving and screwing up the procedure, so it all came out through my hands. Suddenly, 2 or 3 seconds later, nothing, no pain what so ever, it was bliss. I raised my head and looked down, I had needle sticking through my dick, and my brain was still having trouble comprehending it. Quicker than two shakes of a lamb's tail and the CBR was in and closed, I slowly climbed off the table and pulled my pants on. I very slowly, and very very carefully pulled my wounded soldier back into my pants. I paid Mike and he gave me cleaning instructions, I thanked him, and then headed home to lie around and try my best to hold my pee in (I was warned it felt like razors for the first day, it did). I love my new reverse prince Albert, it's only been a week today so I haven't gotten to try it out yet, but it looks grea t and I definitely recommend it to anyone, even those that are scared to death of it like I was.