An Afternoon with Albert.

At A Glance Author space1351 Contact space1351@netscapeonline.co.uk Artist Ray Studio Ray's of Wigan. Location King street West, Wigan. Lancashire.

I thought I would write about my recent experience at the tattoo shop. I had been reading in an issue of fetish magazine, about erotic piercings. After much deliberation I opted to have a prince albert on my circumsised cock.

Gingerly, I went into the tattoo shop in Wigan, their was no customers in so,I went straight in. Feeling nervous I asked Ray if they did piercings, he said "Yes of course, sit down lad."

Quickly I replied "No, no not now, I'm just enquiring."

"Ok" He said, "Prince albert himself will set you back £15. There's nothing to it, just a quick jab, in goes the ring and bobs your uncle." (An english phrase for those abroad)

"Right then I'll come in on Friday," I stupidly replied. Friday loomed very quickly, to say I was nervous is an under statement.. I remmember dreaming the night before what a ring in the end of my cock would feel like, and was looking forward to it, the sexual apprehension was enormous.

Friday morning arrived, I bathed and proceeded to meet my doom. Upon walking to the shop, I remmember my legs were like jelly, How I managed to walk up the shop stairs I'll never know. On opening the shop door, I was dismayed to find about 5 people before me, now don't get me wrong , i'm not impatient but this was going to be a long afternoon. I must have been stood there for 2-3 hours, all the while more people were coming and going. I was just thinking about how the queue was going down when the door opened and in walked 5 girls, I thought oh my god, this is going to be bad. They looked as thogh they had been drinking and were going to have a right laugh, at my expence, I thought.

There was only one person before me, when the tatooist came out to observe the queue, he asked the other bloke what he was in for, an his reply was an eagle on the shoulder, my nerves were shot as I realised he'd turned to me and asked, "What you having done?"

I couldn't speak! the girls were all turned towards me, I was just about to reply a piercing, when horror above all horrors he recognised me.

"HO HO! It's prince albert!"

I wish I had brought a spade,!

A- to hit him with
B-to dig the deepest hole mankind has ever known, and jump in.

Well that was it, there was uproar. The tatooist was pulling a face like he had just eaten a lemon, saying "Rather you than me mate!"

The girls were having fits of hysterics, my face felt purple never mind red. It must have been 5 minutes before they managed to control themselves. I rekon that was one of the most emmbarrassing moments in my life. Time passed while the bloke before me was being done. The girls were quiet for a while, then one of them would look in my direction, stare, turn to her friends then collapse in a fit of hysterics. "Dear oh dear", what was I doing.

The dreaded moment arrived, the tatooist came out, looked at me and said; "Come on then albert!"

Well that brought the house down again, and I nearly sprinted into the safe haven of his parlour. Upon entering the room, I was greeted by what looked like a dentist chair, (not my favorite thing!)

"Right then," Said Ray, "Drop your jeans and sit down....and relax "

"Ha Ha....R E L A X ???????"

I was now beggining to get scared, sat in the chair with my cock shrinking by the second, in a desperate attempt to escape. "What's your name son?"

"Paul"

"Now listen paul, you just sit and relax, being all tensed up isn't going to help any, it's no big deal, just a quick jab, follow through and it's over." "Look I'll talk you through it, forget about the jokes outside, just having a laugh."

I was now getting worried, to the point of sickness. "Right Paul, i'm now opening a sealed.... (I'm sorry I can't remmember what he called it, it was like an ivory tusk, 3-4 inches long)

"So it's sterile, I hold the penis, insert the ??? in the urethra opening and push quickly, piercing the underside of the frenum, and then follow through with the ring, all done in seconds. Any questions?"

My mind said, "Yes where's the door?"

My mouth said, "No"

Ray was now sat in front of me, brandishing the ???? which seemed to have grown in to a 6 foot spear!

"Now Paul, suprisingly enough it doesn't hurt."

"Bollocks it doesn't hurt" I thought.

I'm now ready to begin, are you?"

My mouth was dry but I managed a feeble "Yes"

He took a spray bottle and sprayed my cock end. A short wait followed to allow the numbnes to kick in.. I watched him grab my penis, squeezing gently to open the urethra,and line up the ???? to make the insision. I then closed my eyes. That was when my world went upside down.....

I felt a sharp stab, I felt immense pressure and a burning sensation, It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, I thought thank god it's done.

Then came the bombshell.

"I can't get it in!"

My eyes opened in horror.

"You're a tough bastard Paul, the skins thicker than I thought."

My god!! All that and it still wasn't done!

"Right me laddo, here goes again." And he shoved the ???? with some extra weight behind it. I Felt it go through, again not as much pain as I expected, It was then, when he was trying to fit the ring, that I left this planet!!!! I can't remmember exactly what happened next, but I do remmember being wet through instantly, (sweat) I remmember sweat running from my forehead, down my face, that was it then lights out.

(I was later told it was endorphins kicking in)

The next thing, I felt a weight on my shoulders, as I came round, It was Ray holding me in the chair, the room was spinning around and I was desperate to be sick. He coaxed my head over the sink, next to us, and offered me a glass of water.

"What a rush, eh Paul?" "Here have a drink"

"Yeah, what the fuck happened Ray?"

"Endorphins lad! better than heroin, best drug on this earth and it's already in us!"

I was now beggining to enjoy the rush, as I was still light headed, thankfully the sickness had dissapeared.

"Had to hold you down there son, you were well gone"

I was now beggining to feel a little foolish at my weakness

"Don't worry lad, seen it all before, your not the first," I was told to keep sat till my head had totally cleared, he explained how I was to bathe it in salt water, and to pee sitting down for a while, keep rotating the ring and come back in 4 weeks for another ring, as this one was only a trainer.

I stood and pulled up my jeans, I could feel my cock tingle and throb even though it was still numb. I paid him the £15 and thanked him and left, quickly to escape the curious girls in the waiting room. Straight next door in to the pub, and had 3 pints, to try and deaden the pain that wasn't there.

I got home and went to the toilet, undoing the flimsy padding, there was a little blood, which I expected, but still no real pain. It was a little strange having to sit down on the toilet to pee, but to tell you the truth, it kind of turned me on. And so to now being the proud owner of a cock with a ring, the feelings pretty good, I just wish I had someone to share it with! And my next venture is to try and find out where I can get castrated!

Paul