Prince's Wand Expansion Tool

At A Glance Author Nick Ceasero Contact Nick Ceasero@bme.anon Artist myself Studio not applicable Location not applicable

I've been into genital piercing for years and online for the last few. I don't know why it took me so long to put the two together. Anyway, about a week ago, I searched for "piercing jewelry photos" and hit this BME site. I blew my mind when I checked out the Prince's Wands. I was totally fascinated. I couldn't stop thinking about them, day and night. I became obsessed. I'd get hard, real hard, countless times per day and the base of my dick kept tingling in anticipation.

I decided to make one myself since I couldn't wait until I found where to buy one. I went to one of the few places us guys love to go shopping - Home Depot. In the hardware aisle I found a 8" long 5/16" zinc eye bolt. Then I picked up a file, sandpaper, and #0000 steel wool. At home I cut off the threads with a hack saw, filed it down to a tapered round end, sanded it smooth, and polished it with the steel wool. It was 4" long with the eye on the end for easy handling. After washing it with soap and water I ran it over the flame on my gas stove to sterilize it, then dropped it into a small plastic tub with a 50/50 mix of Betadine and warm water. To lube it up I mixed a small dab of K-Y Jelly and a couple drops of Betadine in my hands. It was painful and burned like hell when I shoved it slowly down my shaft. To hold it in place I used a short piece of 1st Aid tape through the eye and down each side of my dick. It was an incredibly wonderful and satisfying feeling. My dick kept quivering with uncontrollable spasms for about 5 minutes before it began to go limp. I pulled up my loose sweat pants and went out onto my deck, sat back in my favorite chair, propped my feet up and savored my accomplishment.

I pulled it out after about 10 minutes and it felt like my piss hole was on fire. The next few times I pissed it was only warm. Finally, by the end of the day, things were back to normal. Over the next few days I began wearing my homemade Prince's Wand around the house for longer periods of time, up to an hour. All the "fire" was gone and it became easier and easier to insert and wear.

After a lot of searching, I finally found Silver Anchor http://www.silveranchor.com. They make P Wands to specs and even custom designs. They call them Urethra Wands if they're solid, and Urethra Tubes if they're drilled out for piss and jizz. The information on the web site recommended a 3/8" diameter as the standard.

My homemade was only 5/16", so back to Home Depot. (What is it about Home Depot that you can never go there just once? Out of all the projects I've ever done, I can't remember one time when I got everything I needed on the first trip). I realized I had to expand my piss-hole to accommodate a wider wand so I bought a 3/8" eye bolt and repeated the process. This time I made it 2 1/2" long for better comfort.

Before I could order my custom design from Silver Anchor, I had to make sure that I could slide a 4" long 3/8" bolt down my shaft. You guessed it. Back to Home Depot, again. But, this time I got a real surprise when I picked up another eye bolt. A closer look showed that the threads were wider than the the bolt. So, which one is 3/8"? I found a drill gauge and checked it. Wow! The threads are 3/8" and the bolt is a little less, probably more like 5/16". Shit! I've got to expand again. And this one is not going to be without some major pain! The 3/8" bolt looked massive compared to my current wand. I did some quick math. A 3/8" diameter is 120% larger than a 5/16", but the area is actually 144% larger. That means I'll have to stretch my piss hole almost 1 1/2 times wider!!!

I decided to switch to aluminum, since it's easier to work. I bought a 3/8" x 36" rod and made an 18" long "expander tool" so I could get a firm grip on it to jam it down my piss hole. I filed it down at one end to the same diameter as my last homemade wand and gave it a long smooth taper, about 3" long, before it blended into the 3/8" rod. I worked it with steel wool until all of the scratches were out. But this time I added a couple more steps. I used rubbing compound to polish it as smooth as glass, then buffed it with an old leather belt until it shined like a mirror. I had to be sure it was as smooth as possible. The smoother it is, the easier it slides in, and hopefully that means less pain.

It took 3 attempts over 2 days to finally slide my expander far enough down my shaft to be sure it would take a 3/8" wand. The pain was incredible, and totally undescribable. Now, if you're not into pain, you may want to get a thinner wand. But when it comes to my dick, "smaller" is not a word I like to use in any context. So, I figured I'd better step up to the plate and endure the pain. It felt like I was ripping my dick apart. When I finally slid onto the full girth of the 3/8" shaft, the pain eased up. I continued pushing and I shoved it in to about 4". The sensation of this huge shaft sliding into my dick was really awesome. The feeling of accomplishment soon began to override the pain. I walked over to my couch holding my expander and my newly reamed dick straight up in front of me. I laid back on the couch and watched my dick quiver in pain for about 10 minutes. As the pain gradually faded I began to go limp. Then, I slowly slid my expander out and flushed my dick clean with a piss. Success at last!

My next letter will be about my custom designed Urethra Tube from Silver Anchor.

Nick