At the age of about 35, I had an Oprah's "ah ha" moment. After many years of "thinking about it" and seeing lots of guys with a prince albert, I decided to just go for it and get one done.
At A Glance Author Baithyphallicus Contact baithyphallicus@yahoo.com When Five years ago Location Philladelphia, PA I did all the right things I though you should do, such as, checking out piercers in my area, making sure they followed the correct proceedures for piercing yadda, yadda, yadda. But there was one thing lingering in my mind...I can surmise that you are thinking about the pain factor involved in getting your penis harpooned and forever modified. But you would be wrong.
I have a very high tollerance for pain. That didn't bother me at all. Really my question had to do with the obvious. What happens if I get an erection? I was told that I should wear underwear (I hate the thought of that because I am a nudist/naturist and spend most of my home time in the nude) because if I did get an erection, there might be some blood.
I finally made an appointment with someone I trusted. Knowing all the things that could go wrong, we proceeded to a dimly lit room with what appeared to be a massage table in the middle featuring an extendable task light, like something you might find over your desk.
My piercer was very nice and tried to calm me as best he could. He could tell I was getting a bit squirmy when he started to remove the "harpoon" and other items alone with the jewelery I had previously chosen from a storage closet located in the corner of the room.
As he neared the time for me to get pierced, all my fears, apprehensions and timidity floated away when my piercer asked me if I had seen a prince albert in person! I was taken aback by his question, but honesty won out over butchness and I replied, "no I haven't really. Just in porn I think. I think they are very sexy". He then asked me if I would mind if he showed me HIS prince albert. Honestly I was very curious I must admit. It didn't hurt that my piercer was a youngish skater-boy type and VERY attractive in my eyes.
I told him that if he didn't mind, I would love to see his. He proceeded to unbutton his jeans and they began to drop to his ankles. He then reached for the waist band on his boxers and stretched them with his thumbs and released them after moving past his hips.
There, in all its glory, was his penis, scrotum and toms of piercings. I marveled in his ability to have so much metal in his crotch! He picked up his penis in his right hand and showed me his prince albert. I was even more eager to get mine done. Unfortunately though, I was unable to proceed at that moment because of the large amount of blood that seem to be located in my own crotch! We then chatted a bit about his other piercings, when he had them done, if he like them, etc.
The time came when I was ready to get my own prince albert. He asked me to lower my sweatpants and he then began to clean the head of my penis. He then asked me to look away now and I said that I wanted to watch. He said ok and then asked me which "side" I wanted. I chose the left, because it seemed obvious to me because I am left handed. He proceeded with the insertion of the "harpoon" and left it in! He then moved to grab the jewelery and took the center ball out and pushed the harpoon out with the end of the jewelery. There was no blood, only sweet, sweet feelings of pleasure!
On the walk home it felt like I had a roll of quarters in my pants. But boy did it feel wonderful. Later that night, it happened. My worst fear. I got an erection. I cannot describe with words the mind boggeling pleasure that ensued. Granted I was still sore, but I did manage to bust one off!
My partner enjoyed my prince albert so much, he decided to get his tongue pierced! That is one piercing I have enjoyed. The feel of his tongue ring on my prince albert, in my mouth and elsewhere has been wonderful!
From that moment on, I tell just about all my friends about my prince albert. When I go to the nudist meetings, I get tons of questions about it. I answer them as honestly as I possibly can and with sever emphaticism, I tell then they all need to get one. Whether you are straight or gay, it is the best thing you can do for your partner and for yourself!