DIY Prince Albert, What a Rush
At A Glance
Author Konfuzed
Contact Konfuzed@bme.anon
When It just happened
Artist Myself
Studio Home
Location Australia
I cannot believe that I am actually sitting here typing this, however I feel I have to share this with a crew that will appreciate it. This site has formed the basis of a few months solid study!

A Little over 12 Hours ago I had myself pierced, and I must say it's the most thrilling move I have ever made.

I had decided about 6 months ago that when my wife left for a business trip abroad that it might be a good opportunity to finally venture toward something only my imagination had in the past. I had looked all over the internet and always kept coming back to the Prince Albert.

After many months of simply thinking about it I decided that this opportunity would be better seized and that I should go ahead and indulge myself. I know that this is not the most sensible track to take, but in all honesty I just could not shake the idea from my head, it almost turned me on!

The only thing is that I just could not bring myself to book a Studio, and after hours and hours of reading online I figured that I would have a go myself (Health freaks take a deep breath).

I had spent hours in the shower over the last few months really getting to know my penis, and I must say that I know the location of just about every surface blood vessel that my shaft has. No I am no doctor, but common sense told me that if I was going ahead with this then I should choose the side that didn't have the large vein. And after careful planning I found a site that seemed blood vessel free (Yes, I realise that there a tiny vessels everywhere that no one can see)

I found a very reputable online store and purchased myself a 10Ga Needle, Receiving Tube & 10GA CBR (I really wanted to have the nerve to go straight for 8GA but figured that these things weren't meant to be rushed). I was lucky enough to find an online retailer that could guarantee that everything would arrive sterilized. I also brought a book on piercing the male body (the Net is a better resource)

I also purchased all the appropriate disinfectants (Betadine etc) and all after care products from my local pharmacy.

Well the day arrived, I could hardly contain myself. I arrived home and almost went straight into a trance, I laid everything that I thought I would need out, sat down on a towel, cleaned the area with alcohol and betadine and put a little xylocaine on the receiving tube for lubrication.

I took a moment to insert both ends of the receiving tube as I just want sure if the angled end would be the go. Once I had the receiving tube in I opened the needle and held it ready to go. The funny thing is that once I have removed the needle from its sterile packaging I realised that there was no turning back, or I had just wasted a classy autoclaving job.

I slowly moved the need towards the skin stretched over the receiving tube and just kept pressing. As the needle cut / slit / pierced through my skin, I have never in my life felt so much fear / trepidation / thrill in my life. The feeling of the needle slicing through was fine, and the pain was very minimal. More of a burning sensation. My heart was beating 100 miles an hour from excitement, and I could not beat the feeling!

POP! I was through the other side. I removed the receiving tube and was the needle sticking through, I pushed the jewellery on the back of the needle and pulled it though. I HAD A PRINCE ALBERT!!

I just sat there admiring what I had done, it looked perfect. I could not believe that there was no blood either! I spoke too soon. You see the sight of it got me aroused and the next thing I saw was a reasonable amount of blood. And it was flowing freely.

That was not a problem, I carefully irrigated the area with saline, applied just a touch more beta dine (Ouch!) and then started wrapping up my newly pierced member. I had purchased some dressings that were guaranteed not to stick, and also just some standard bandages. These worked a treat. It seemed like keeping it clean and dry was the fastest route to healing

I spent most of the night tossing (Not Literally—Ouch!) and turning in bed, I couldn't get comfortable, I must say the first night is just simply uncomfortable, having said that it wasn't unbearable by any stretch.

I have to say that even a few hours on and after a few iffy toilet sessions that I am still on cloud nine. I had the pleasure of pissing out a couple of blood clots, but since then I have had it out to air a few times and although the head of my penis is a little swollen, the wound looks very clean dry and pink, I am very happy with progress so far.

In closing, I won't recommend that you go and get a Prince Albert, but I will recommend that you indulge your imagination, it knows what it wants.

I fully intend on stretching up to heavy metal (at least 6GA), and then spending some very intimate hours with a couple of different princes wands as well (Now these really turn me on).

I would also like to experiment with a piercing further down my shaft that would allow my penis to act as an enema nozzle. Is this possible? Perhaps a fancy new princes wand?

ENJOY! (My wife will!!)


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been edited. We can not guarantee that the experience is accurate, truthful,
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