I had wanted a P.A. ever since I had learned that people could pierce their penis. I spent about 8 months of researching the technique used in the procedure. After I had learned enough, I hit the streets, walking into every body piercing shop I could find. Each one directed me to two piercers. Having unsatisfactory work done by one of the two piercers, I went to SOMA, home of the Mark. Once I had found the man to do the deed, I dropped by his shop about three times. Each time inquiring about his infection control practices, his piercing method and his experiences with the P.A. It put me at ease to find that he had performed the piercing thousands of times (whether or not he was being completely accurate is questionable) and that he had a Prince Albert himself. I decided that this was the place to have it done and this was the guy to do it.
At A Glance Author Lee Contact paranoidstripper@hotmail.com When Three months ago Artist Mark (?) Studio SOMA piercing and tattoo Location Saskatoon, Saskatchewan The day I decided to get it done, I had just finished writing my finals. I picked up my girlfriend from school and drove to the shop. My heart was racing and palms were sweaty. The receptionist, who by now recognised me as the guy with the penis questions, laughed as she told me that Mark, the piercist, was not going to be in that day. I left disappointed. I dropped by the next day and the same issue. Mark wasn't there, only this time he was sick. I was definitely getting discouraged. This time however, I made an appointment for the next day.
When I showed up for my appointment, my old buddy Mark was there. I told him what I wanted and he told me to make myself comfortable in the waiting room as he got ready. The wait took along time, although strangely, I wasn't nervous. My girlfriend however, was. She kept asking me what was wrong with me and what I was thinking, wanting to push metal through my junk, but she remained supportive of my decision. Mark came out to the waiting room and told me to follow him. My girlfriend came too, of course.
I entered his piercing room and found a leather chair with what looked like diaper pads on the seat. Mark was fiddling with something in the back as he casually glanced over his shoulder and told me to drop em. Now I'm not a modest person, but I thought taking my pants off for a stranger to poke hole in me would cause me to hesitate. But it didn't, and my pants were off in a second.
Next thing I knew I was sitting in a cold chair, pants around my ankles with a big ugly guy staring at my penis. He began to do what he does best. Hurt people. First he took an anaesthetic coated receiving tube , which is basically a hollow tube of metal, and slid it into my urethra. Although it was unpleasant, it wasn't horrible or anything. It almost tickled and burned in a very weird sort of combination. As he withdrew the tube, some of the anaesthetic oozed out of my urethra, making for a very sexy image as my once massive penis shrivelled into about half an inch of terrified skin. He then reinserted a receiving tube, however thanks to the anaesthetic, I didn't feel it at all. Next came the piercing itself. He told me to take a deep breath, but stuck the needle in before I managed to inhale, catching me off guard. The pain was intense, much more than my nipples, most likely because I was caught off guard though. The amount of time it took for the needle to pass through surprised me too. It took a lot longer to pass through than any of my other piercings. The jewelry transfer was also fairly painful, but that was explained when Mark told me that he had pierced me with a 12 gauge and gauged it to a 10 ring.
Finally my piercing was over. I had managed to do it. Course to celebrate all I could do was lie in the chair hoping I wouldn't pass out and put up with the piercer telling me I look like I've lost blood pressure. Frickin duh. Pulling pants on wasn't uncomfortable at all. Seriously. After the initial pain, it was all over and I felt fine.
I managed not to bleed through the procedure, but there was a little blood spotting over the next few days but nothing too bad. Urinating hurt like hell for the first couple of times. Think of trying to pee out a razor. But that goes away in a few days too. Care of the pierce is easy as crap. Soak with salt water and thats pretty much it. Easily the most low maintenance piercing I've ever had.
If your worried about the pain, yeah it hurts. And it hurts like hell. But its over fast. Unfortunately, if your uncircumcised, like yours truly, then you have to live with your foreskin back in order to let air on your pierce. It makes the first week or so a little uncomfortable because your going to be more aware of your clothing against your genitals. This was definitely the biggest problem I had with it, but it passes too. If your worried about getting a hard-on, just think of how sensual it could possibly be to have a big ugly dude shoving stainless steel through your naughties. Yeah. I know for sure that an erection will be the last thing on most peoples minds. Sex with a P.A. is intense. Let it heal first or you'll be sorry. Trust me. It doesn't seem to do anything for you lady, but get a frenum ladder for that ( that's another story). But for you, the P.A. give massive orgasm. No joke, it the climax last longer and more intense. Defiantly worth the few seconds of pain. Best of all, its easy to start a huge conversation about your penis at parties. I highly recommend this piercing for anyone who wants to be just a little bit more interesting.