Knowing that you're going to have a large tube stuck in your urethra, followed by a ten gauge needle through your penis, and then an eight gauge taper has a way of making you wake up at six in the morning on the day of said procedure. The good news is that afterwards a very sexy CBR took the place of the aforementioned taper, and made the quick spurt of pain well worth it.
At A Glance Author Braydon Contact b_spraggs@hotmail.com When N/A Artist Megan Studio Freedom Body Piercing and Tattoo Studio Location Downtown Vernon, BC, Canada I don't think I've smoked more in a morning than I did today, the nerves overwhelming me to a point where I thought I was going to puke. Wake up, go for a smoke, come back inside, shower, go for a smoke. Play video games to occupy my time, and then go for a smoke. Smoke on the walk to Freedom Tattoo and Body Piercing, smoke while I waited for the piercer to show up, smoke with said piercer, and smoke after the operation. Now I'm sure this isn't very interesting, and will get on with the experience of my first Prince Albert piercing.
A couple of weeks ago I had decided that I wanted to get a genital piercing for my birthday. I loved the look of the PA, and decided that it was the one that would be undertaken. Talking with Megan (the most talented and knowledgeable piercer I have ever met, and the only one I would trust for such an operation) my appointment was made for 11:00am on my birthday (June 4th). I went home and started reading and learning all that I could about genital piercings, aftercare, and other such pertinent information.
June 4th rolled around, and for the first time I was dreading my birthday. Don't get me wrong, I was excited, but something about penises and needles just doesn't exactly give me a big chubby if you know what I mean.
I walked up the stairs into the studio, and then to the piercing room (the cleanest and best kept that I have ever been pierced in) and waited while Megan set up the piercing chair (which for the first time I was nervous to plant my ass on). After placing a medical sheet on the seat, I dropped my drawers and lay back on the chair. She cleaned the area, and prepared her tools and Kayla (another piercer at Freedom, sitting in for educational reasons) tried to calm my nerves with some aroma therapy. Unfortunately I don't think that there's enough aroma therapy in the world that can prepare you for something like this.
The tube went in ok at first, and then reached a point where it hurt worse than anything my penis has ever felt. Then I felt a very sharp, quick pain, and I'll admit that I let out a small whimper, kind of like a dog on his last legs. I at first believed that pain was still the receiving tube, but was happy to learn that she had just pierced me. We got the taper through with no problems, and me not noticing, and the final thing to do was place the ring. That hurt more than I expected, but was certainly nothing unbearable compared to the needle. After calming down (the both of us, it was Megan's first PA), we admired the AMAZING job that she did, and laughed at the sweat soaked paper on the seat of the chair (I was relieved to see that I didn't shit my pants). One calm down smoke, and a birthday drink at the bar down the street, and I was on my way to show my girlfriend my new toy.
So far I've had a little bleeding, but that may simply be because I've been drinking all day (which is bad, I know, but hey! it's my 19th birthday). Bought enough condoms to last me throughout the healing stage, and I HIGHLY reccomend using them instead of paper towel, it's far more comfortable and less constricting. I have no problems walking normally, and cannot notice it at all unless my girlfriend accidently touches it. Im looking forward to this healing up, and being able to use it!
All in all, this was an AMAZING experience, I'm glad that I went through it, and have shown myself that I can do anything that I set my mind to. I would like to thank Megan for the fantastic piercing, along with the many before that led to this point, and everyone at Freedom for making it such a fun place to be, and making me feel right at home every time I step in. If you're ever in the Vernon area, and are looking for a piercing, this is the place to go. Thanks for reading, and I hope this has helped you decide if a PA is right for you!