Finally Did It
At A Glance
Author Buck (naked)
Contact Buck (naked)@bme.anon
When It just happened
Artist Nick
Studio Expo II Extreme
Location Des Moines, IA
I was watching CNN for the second hour while sitting in a motel room. Watching the same news over and over again is not stimulating. Had to find something to do or I'd go over the edge of boredom into catatonic. Grabbed the yellow pages of the telephone book and found that this particular shop had a coupon for free jewelry with any piercing. Saving twenty bucks is saving twenty bucks. Yeah, I'm cheap. That is the perfect way to decide on any shop, right?

Finding the shop was a terrible time. Lots of time my brain telling me someone is telling me not to do this since finding the shop is not easy. Strange town, beginning to snow, just plain dark and four lanes of heavy traffic is not fun. The first of their stores I stopped at did not have a piercer on duty. This might have been a good thing since I ended up with someone I really trusted handling a very necessary part of my body and life. The clerk told me where the other shop was, directions since it was across town and to ask for Nick. She forgot one little detail that became major.

Still a strange town so searched, heavier snow, very dark, busy street and searched some more. Ended up very close to the motel I was staying at. I've never seen a piercing shop in a mall. Expo II Extreme is in a nice, clean mall but still hard to find because it's kind of in a nook. The store is neat and spotless. Nice selection of various piercing jewelry along with incense, burners and the stuff that is more upscale than the usual piercing shop. The piercer was out for a minute so had more time to think this over. About 7:00 p.m. on January 20, 2007 had a long discussion with Nick, the piercer, who was easy to talk with, has between 8 to 9 years experience and over a hundred PAs.

Still thinking yes I will, no I won't, do I really want to do this, just walk on out? I've looked at and wanted to have a PA done for about 15 years. Nick gave me even more time to decide on having the procedure. He had another client arrive for a belly button ring so I had even more time to dither. The permission pad was next to me. I took a deep breath, filled out the form, pulled out a credit card and the coupon. That meant I really had committed myself. Going to just grit my teeth and just do it. This was the fourth piercer I'd talked with. Nick recommended 14 gauge which is contrary to most of what I'd read or been told.

His reasons seemed good. His experience is the site heals faster and stretches easier, sooner. Also asked if I didn't like it and took the PA out permanently would the hole close more quickly. Choice was captured bead ring or barbell. I did decide on the ring.

The most surreal part was sitting on the barber's chair with my ass on cold vinyl and everything else hanging out while watching the store's security monitor sitting next to the chair. People were walking past the store, into the store, etc. Nick did the standard sanitary procedures. He marked the exit. Tube slid in no pain just an interesting sensation (perhaps I should try sounding), deep breath, punched the hole and put the ring in. The punch felt about like a surgical staple being removed and the ring like a surgical needle used to stitch a wound all without any area anesthesia. This procedure was way less pain than a nipple piercing.

Nick wrapped a paper towel around my dick and used a rubber band to hold the paper in place. Gave instructions, two packets of sea salt and sent me on my way. I decided that I really wanted to control blood messing up clothing, bedding, etc. so I went and bought heavy day panty liners since I'd be squatting like a woman to piss anyway. Worked very well plus enhanced my package.

Sunday morning lots of blood in the liner. During the day spotted quite a bit in the new liner. By the end of the day and another liner change I noticed only a few small spots.

Monday morning had one small spot. By Tuesday I couldn't stand it anymore and had to try out the new and improved Mr. Happy. Already knew what piss would do but wanted to see what cum would do. Only difference was how far I squirted. The captive bead bouncing around on the head and shaft was wonderful sensation and visual. Love the feel of the ring moving around and pull. Notice my dick more while walking.

Only downside is trying to piss while standing. Working that out. Would I do a PA again? YES! Now I'm thinking of other places to do like the scrotum and enlarging the PA. Nick said I can start thinking about up sizing in about a month. So many decisions to make about jewelry. Do I get the one carat diamond or the two carat ruby for the bead?


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