"Sir. There's a ring in your wang"
At A Glance
Author SIMON
Contact hezza101@hotmail.com
When Two years ago
Artist Leah
Studio Off Ya Tree, Smith Street
Location Collingswood, Melbourne, Australia
Picture this a snow season of rather intense drinking in the Australian snow fields. Myself and a whole bunch of mates working nice and hard during the day and partying hard during the night and into the wee hours of the morning. On this one particular evening a rather wealthy punter (guest), left us the workers, at our chalet a rather significant tip of $500 AUS dollars. In full control mode, as most of the girls always were, they decided to drive down of the mountain and purchase as much alcohol as they possibly could, before consulting with the boys what we were going to all do with it. Although being a rather big drinker I was not complaining. You're probably wondering where on earth this is taking you although keep reading. This paints the picture to why I and two mates ended up with Prince Albert's

Once the girls arrived home from their booze run, the night began. They came home with 6 bottles of vodka and 6 cases of beer along with food and what not. And straight off the mark, Sarah one of the girls was dared to drink a bottle of vodka, by Ben one of the boys. And in true Aussie style she said straight back to him and what are you going to do if I succeed. Here's how it went, Sarah who had and still does have a rather large array of piercing work on her body, came up with the idea that if she was to succeed in drinking the bottle of vodka that Myself, Ben and Jonno had to take a 3hr trip to Melbourne for the weekend end with a bunch of girls and get our Prince Alberts. Sounded both rather strange and a rather safe bet considering Sarah was rather petite individual. THE BET WAS ON...

The bottle had all eyes on it in case of an attempt to cheat. Rules had also been determined, that in the event Sarah did spew that not only did we not have to have our Prince Alberts pierced she had to have her Christina pierced. So either way by the end of the night it was either 3 guys getting pierced or one girl who wasn't new to the whole genital piercing thing. Although things turned bad three hours later when we watched her take her last sip. The boys were off to get jewels on there crowns.

So here is how it went, we all headed to Melbourne for the weekend in two cars in the end there was 8 of us, although needless to say it was a trip we were somewhat regretting that we never agreed on. We arrived late Friday afternoon where it had been agreed by the ladies as they were paying that we got our Prince Albert's pierced that afternoon. We were later told over a few drinks this was done so that it allowed the ladies to get rather quiet weekend in the apartment we shared as they didn't want to hear us having sex all weekend.(They would have been jealous because it wasn't them. Although to be honest the 5 ladies accompanying us were rather cute snow bunnies) it was also predetermined as I had been pierced several times before that I was to go last, as the others hadn't been pierced before, so the girls didn't want them to wimp out. After discussing both size and jewellery options with Leah it was decided that we would all go for 10 Gauge CBR rings.

Getting on to the piercing itself

Being third inline I was rather pumped for what was to come. I had watched both Ben and Jonno both have there's done, although not really the norm or done thing as I am straight it was rather funny considering what we had go ourselves into.

Leah had finished Jonno, and it was now my turn to get onto the chair. Leah asked me to unbutton my trousers and slightly lower my underwear down my waist. I did this as five rather attractive 20-25 years old watched my every move. I was fortunate that I didn't suffer any stage fright.

Leah then began marking where the entry point was going to be pierced, this didn't take too long although by this stage I was beginning to become rather scared and restless on the chair. Leah then changed her gloves and began preparing the needle and the auto claved new 10 Gauge CBR along with the receiving tube onto the tray next to me. Then it was down to business, Leah placed the receiving tube into my urethra and said she would count down to three. Like Ben and Jonno's the girls became rather vocal counting down 3---------------------2--------------------1. It was done, the inner of the needle was removed and the receiving tube was also taken out, which I might add was in my opinion was the worst part of the procedure, having it inserted and taken out. I was somewhat surprised as I sat back on the chair thinking to myself how little pain there was with the needle travelling threw the penis head. On a scale of 1-10 I would say a 2 or 3. Leah then inserted the 10 Gauge CBR and as the needles skin was removed a shiver tingled down my spine. I was done. I was pierced and couldn't wait to try it out.

Leah instructed the three of us on the correct aftercare procedures in ensuring that we healed quickly. She gave us all sea salt solutions and told us that we needed to clean the piercing two to three times a day, and told us no sex for a fortnight, the girls broke out in complete laughter. I am fortunate when it comes to healing with piercing, I tend heal rather quickly. I remember being healed within a week and no bleeding, soreness or redness. A week later I decided to adventure in the bedroom again and I was some what surprised at the difference it made to intercourse. After it was healed about a month after getting it pierced I stretched it up to 8 Gauge, which was a great decision as it feels better during intercourse along when in my pants.

Although this was not the first piercing that I have had done, it is definitely the one I least expected to ever have done. My current piercing wardrobe now consists of an 8 Gauge Prince Albert, 14 Gauge tongue, both nipples 10 Gauge, and a 16 Gauge tragus. Even though I did manage to lose the bet and had to flop my penis out to get pierced in front of 5 girls watching I don't regret losing the bet one bit, in hind sight I am actually glad Sarah did drink the bottle as I have seriously enjoyed every minute of my healed Prince Albert. If you are contemplating getting your Prince Albert done go for it you won't look back.


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