Howdy there! My name's George and I went and had a PA and a Frenum piercing today on an impulse. I only have 3 earrings and a half sleeve, so I'm not heavily moded or anything. So I woke up this Saturday morning ready to face another mundane day and I decided to check my livejournal. We all have them, there's no same in it...
At A Glance Author Sirrus Contact Sirrus@bme.anon IAM sirrus When It just happened Artist Lindsay Studio Express Yourself Location Lackawana, NY So anyways, a good friend of mine had posted that she was feeling that her piercing portfolio needed some more genital piercings in it. She said she usually feels awkward asking to take photos afterwards. She said that she would do my piercings for free and all I'd have to do is pay for the jewelry if I let her photograph it afterwards. I told her offhandedly that I would come in. Now I've been talking about getting a reverse PA for years. It was always expensive, and there's always been that fear in the back of my head.
I'm on my way to the salon she works at after running some errands when finally the reality of the situation hits me. I'm going to have a piece of metal shoved violently into my penis. I was shaken with fear, but a man never goes back on his words, so I never turn the car around.
I get to the shop and she calms me down a bit and tells me how big the tube they use for a reverse PA was. I looked at this long metal shaft and knew that I couldn't take that. When I was about 6 or so, my mother was told that my Van Deferens was to narrow. She gave them permission to do a medical procedure to fix this. They had strapped me into a machine and inserted a tube into my penis that slowly expanded as to rip my Vans Deferens wider. Needless to say, I was a little traumatized from the experience. So we decide to do a PA, which is a thinner tube inserted. She then asks if I want the Frenum pieced as well. I said as long as I'm getting one done, might as well do another. So I have them pop in some Social Distortion and I lay down onto the table.
Sweat starts collection on my brow. What hell was I doing lying on a table with my penis in my friend's hand getting ready to have a piece of metal shoved into my very center of manhood? She has me lie down on the table and tells me to take my penis out. She began placing paper towels around my penis, explaining that this was because PAs tend to bleed a lot and she didn't want to stain my pants, or allow anything from my pants to possible allow an infection to get to my wound. That was something that I wouldn't want to happen, so I showed no hesitation to the upcoming event. But, with the experience I had as a child, I was gripped with fear. She tells me to get ready cause she was going to start inserting the tube. This was extremely painful. This was by far the worst part of the entire experience. She decided to flip it around the other way and insert it so as to be less painful. You gotta love a woman who truly looks out for you...
So anyways, she flips the metal tube around and inserts it into my Vans Deferens again. Not so painful the second time around, thank god. She cracks a joke about how that's gotta be weird having a tube inside there. Needless to say, it is. So she tells me to take a deep breath. A thousand thoughts are running through my head in a single moment. Is this something I really want to do? I close my eyes and breathe in.
Now I never trust people when they say something won't hurt, so I'm expecting the worst. I can tell you right now, yes it hurts, but nowhere near as bad as you think it will. Like all the piercings I've had, it's over in a moment. All that adrenaline gives me a slight buzz anyhow. So she puts in the jewelry and I relax. That was rough, but not as rough as I thought it was going to be and I hade yet another theory dispelled. They do not go through your Vans Deferens first and then through the bottom, but the exact opposite.
Then she did my Frenum. The frenum is a piercing that goes underneath the penis, not too far back behind the head. Being in my relaxed state, I expected this one to hurt a lot less. I was wrong.
The Frenum shocked me worse than the PA did, but it was still over in a moments notice. She started to clean up and I took my first look at my new penis.
I've always thought that penises looked really weird as a body part, but I have to say, I loved the way it looks now that there's metal in it. I came home, changed my undies, and put some paper towels in my undies to absorb the blood. I'm surprised at how much the PA is bleeding, but then again, an erection is just a collection of blood in your penis. The frenum feels fine, but the PA is most definitely sore,
So would I recommend doing this to other people? Hell yes I would. And I can't wait till it heals so I can share my new jewelry with a luckily lady...