So what is the most utterly spur of the moment thing I have done recently? .... I know what it was, getting my dick pierced.....
At A Glance Author Sean Contact Sean@bme.anon When Three months ago Studio Fulham Tattoo and Body Piercing Centre Location London You know how these things start, you have had to go in to the office that past few weekends, it's Saturday afternoon, you are at work and bored and the mind starts to wander...You think what can I do this afternoon , I know what , I will get something pierced...........That is exactly what happened... a quick look on Google for London piercing and I found Fulham Tattoo and Body Piercing Centre, a quick look on Multimap and sure enough it was almost on my way home, if a slight detour.
So that was it , I said to myself if I manage to find it on the way home I will get something pierced.....so 30mins later I am on my motorbike heading home and what do I spot, the piercing place I found on Google.... A quick U-turn and the bike was parked up and in I went....
I walked in to the shop where there were a few teenage girls looking at some tattoo books and I could here the buzzing of tattoo needles somewhere inside...
The guy on the counter said "Can I help you mate?" And I just blurted out "I would like to get a PA". He smiled and said "I bet you want it done straight away, I'll just go and see if she can do it today for you". He disappeared for a couple of minutes and then came back "She can do it about half an hours time, can you come back then"
So off I went to put the lock on the bike, find a cash machine and get a coke. When I came back the guy gave me a form to fill in, took £40 and asked me to take a seat. So now I am sat there thinking am I really going to do this.
A few minutes later a young girl calls me inside and takes me downstairs to the piercing room. She asked me to take of my trousers and lay down, Women say that men's dicks have a mind of their own, and I think mine new what was coming as I swear it went into hiding! She took a good look, said the piercing would not be a problem and asked if I wanted to go ahead... She then sprayed an anaesthetic, wrapped me up in tissue and asked me to go backup stairs for twenty minutes whilst the spray took effect....
When I got back upstairs there was a mother with a couple of kids picking out her new tattoo.... Did they know what I was about to do? ... So I went and sat outside on the pavement, enjoying the sun as my dick went slowly numb, wondering if I should run away, what an odd way to spend a Saturday afternoon.
Then it was time to go back downstairs, off again with the trousers and back on the bed. A quick prod to see if the spray worked, I think she could have hit it with a brick and I would not have noticed. So this was it. Everything was ready to go, no backing out now.
So I lay back and stared at the ceiling as she got to work. First in went the receiving tube, no pain, just a kind of prodding feeling. She seemed to be taking a long time and then realised she had broken the tube. Out it came and another was prepared. This time no problem , in it went and then came the needle... a sharp pain for a couple of seconds and it was all over, I looked down and could see the needle, glad I didn't look as it went through. Then the 2.4mm ring was slipped though and a quick squeeze of the pliers to secure the ball in place and we were done. All the time we were chatting which I guess really put me at ease; I even agreed to have some photos taken!
I was wrapped up in lots of tissue, given some hygiene instructions and then it was back on with the trousers..... she told me that tight leather bike jeans were probably not the best thing for me to be wearing but I promised it would not be for long as I was heading straight home........which I did with a huge grin on my face thinking do all these people know?
The whole thing hadn't hurt at all and there was hardly any blood.....That evening I went out for dinner and had to use the urinal in the toilets, this was not really a problem until I peed a blood clot, did they guy next to me notice the blood? Surely not. All was fine though.
When I woke up the next morning I found that I had bled in the night. Then no more bleeding, until a couple of days later when I was on the tube coming home and my lap felt warm! How can you discretely put your hand down your pants on a packed tube train to see what is going on with out getting arrested? After that incident I can say that the whole healing has not really been a problem. No more bleeding and little discomfort, though I did start to develop a small keloid.
I have now got the jewellery changed to a Curved Bar bell though. This is because I was using the Toilet at St Pancras station, why do these things always happen at awkward times, and noticed the ball tucked in my foreskin and no ring! It had come undone. It was a quick dash into a cubicle to locate the ring and give it a big squeeze to try to secure the ball again. I was quite nervous the rest of the day about it coming out.
That is why I went for a piece of jewellery where the ball screws in and also took the opportunity to stretch up a size. This I think has also helped with the keloid as I think the thicker jewellery irritates less and it has started to shrink.
For a totally spur of the moment thing of has turned out great, it looks fantastic, feels awesome (can't keep my hands off playing with it) and I do not regret it at all. Now, what shall I get pierced next time I am bored.