After a few months on consideration, I decided to get the Prince Albert done, and wow it is amazing... it was the scariest and most enlightening thing I've ever done, and I love it.
At A Glance Author uummmhhhh Contact uummmhhhh@bme.anon When A year ago Artist Rob Studio Snakebite Location Dublin, Ireland. I've set the date, its gona happen. On the day I was nervous and excited at the same time, I walked into Snakebite told the guys what I wanted, filled out the disclaimer, and waited in line. While I was waiting, I kept thinking, "you can back out now Darren", but then I was called... I got into the room, and sat on the bench, I talked to Rob for a while about the whole thing, what was involved and all the after care, then he said; "ok, drop em and let me see what we're dealing with" (or something to that effect) lol, dropping my pants while a guy is sitting there lookin at it and wearing a pair of rubber gloves while doing so, is not that pleasant, but what was worse, was when he told me to lie down; I put my feet up, head back, and tried to relax, but then I was interrupted when without warning, he grabbed a hold of my dick, the poor thing just retracted back inside, I swear to god, it was no where to be seen... lol... anyway, after a lil sole and penis searching, we moved on... he sussed it out, got everything ready, and to pierce me, he had to place a half pipe inside my eye (not the eyes on my face) to receive the needle... and then the needle would pierce from the outside, right under the head, and to the side of the join of the foreskin.
Crunch time... all I could think was... "Last chance to back out... last chance"... but I didn't, and then he just said... "I'm ready to rock'n'roll if you are?" I looked at him, then my dick, and then the roof and just said, "go for it"... he instructed me to breathe in, and out, and on the out he went for it... I let out a huge "ahhhh", as my legs n arms went everywhere and then I just started laughing and all I could say was "oh my god, oh my god.... Oh, my, god".... I couldn't believe it was done, well the sore part anyway.
All I remember is looking down and seeing this huge needle coming out of my eye (again, it's the eye on my knob)... it was not nice, and kinda freaked me out... when he took the needle out, the blood just pumped out of me, he placed the ring in, that didn't hurt at all, but the bleeding didn't stop. Ihad been out the night before and got locked, and my blood was still thin from the alcohol ... All he could do to try stop the bleeding was pinch the end of my dick, just below the head... I was sat there for about 10mins, waiting, and was very tense, gripping the bench, I was just in shock, and my blood pressure was way up.
When it did finally stop bleeding, he wrapped it in a lot of tissue, and placed a rubber glove over it to stop any embarrassing stains as I went home. I went to the pub after it, just to get something to eat, but I had a glass of coke too, bad idea. I ended up wanting to go for a piss... daammmnnnn... I had no choice, I had to piss, so I did, and it was not pretty; blood went everywhere, I was about 20 mins in there trying to clean up, and omg, I was very sore pissing, it stung a lot. I didn't think I could take the pain, but I had to, it was either piss or have my bladder burst. After I did and cleaned up, I remember looking at it and thinking "damn that looks well fuckin cool", despite the pain and mess, I loved it.
Later I met up with Niamh; my friend, and we where in my house trying to make some sense of it.... it was disgusting, not only was it bleeding, but there was discharge and all coming out of it.... but I hadn't seen the real blood until I had my first hard on, about 30mins after getting home, (there was a sexy lady on TV, what do you expect) I had just cleaned it all up, and had it nicely put away, and all I could feel was blood pumping out of it... it was a mess. But that's not the worst part.
As some of you might know... when a guy wakes up, he is greeted with a hard on... it's nothing he can control, its natural, when the body wakes up it sends blood to the head and the dick. Anyway... when I woke up, I had mine, and it was nasty. I was greeted with a pool of blood on my bed, I was totally covered in blood, it was everywhere... my bed was ruined... and I was a mess... it was very scary waking up like that.
It went on like that, less and less each day, and it healed up rather fast... and once it did, I tried it out... and oh my god... it was amazing... oh wow, I wont go into details here, but it was amazing.
At first I had a small ring on, but when I got hard it would rip the eye open at the under side, so I had to get a bigger one, but that was too big, cos when I was soft, and the skin went over it, it would push it back, and ripped the eye on the top side. It was a nasty situation... but now I have a med size one on, and its great, no trouble, no problems, and sex is good with it... I love it.... I do highly recommend getting it done, but you have to be ready for the after care.
It requires strict attention; there is a lot to do and a lot to get.
Here's what I had to help with the aftercare:
1. A box of rubber gloves for handling and covering.
2. A few rolls of tissue.
3. Cotton buds and swabs to aid with cleaning.
4. Savlon Antiseptic wound wash to help with cleaning and keeping the infections away.
5. Briefs for support so that my knob could be supported during healing.
6. A new mattress, sheets, duvet and duvet covers (mine got ruined with blood).
7. An extra bin for the blood soaked things that is emptied as much as possible (and also hidden).
8. Iron Tablets to reverse the thining of the blood from drink (I do NOT advise taking these; I only took them because I had been drinking the night b4 I got it done, and wanted to stop the bleeding. I do advise consulting a GP or a Chemist before taking anything after such a shock to the body).
When cleaning, it is best to fill a sink with room temperature water and simply place it in the sink, and gently clean. A good way to clean the inside, and a comfy way to piss, is to just piss in the sink. It is disgusting I know, but it is a well known practice and a much less painful experience... 2 hours it took me to piss normaly the first time, damn right im gona piss in a sick of water if its only gona take 2 mins.
With some people, your standing up while pissing days, will be over... with the ring coming out of your eye, the flow can and will be disrupted, and may travel in many different directions, so keeping a good aim is near impossible.
If you have any questions or comments, do not hesitate to reply. However, do not request a photo of it as there is no longer one available, and posting it on the board is a direct violation of my own rules.