At A Glance Author Deifyd Contact Deifyd@bme.anon IAM Deifyd When It just happened Artist Autumn McCoy Studio Mom and Pops Location KY I'll leave out the years of research and contemplation. So I guess my experience begins two days ago when I decided to make an appointment to get my Prince Albert. I work during day hours so I had to make the appointment from work during lunch. I work for an engineering firm so the setting is kind of Dilbertish. I call up my piercer Autumn, I'll give you just my side of the story.
"How much do you charge for a Prince Albert?"
"What gauge do you recommend?"
"Can I stretch that?"
"So it will stretch naturally, really two weeks it'll be a 10"
"Do you make appointments"
"Whenever"
"Saturday's good"
"See you then"
"Bye"
Now immediately after I hang up the phone a co-worker yells over the adjoining cubicle, "Man I thought you where going to ask him if he had Prince Albert in a can. I was going to laugh my ass off." "So what are you getting pierced?"
Then another co-worker yells "PRINCE ALBERT"
"Oh" "Cool"
So I've already gotten a lot of entertainment out of the deal. Flash forward to today. I'm standing outside the studio with my wife. It doesn't open until the time of my appointment, I'm about 5 minutes early. I wait...wait some more...its ten minutes after my appointment, no one is there yet, finally Autumn rolls up jumps out of her car, "sorry I'm late". Her smile more than makes up for the ten minutes. She unlocks the door and gestures for me and my wife to enter. She walks in after and begins making her rounds turning on lights.
I fill out the customary paperwork, one of the questions stumps me on a scale of 1 to 10 how nervous are you now. Until this point I hadn't thought about my nervousness. I show the question to my wife she shrugs. Huh how nervous am I. I'm not calm that's a 1, someone doesn't have a gun to my head that's a 10. I guess I'm a 5. Autumn takes the paperwork and leads me back to the piercing room. Umm maybe I'm a 6. She tells me "strip from the waist down." I do "get up in the chair" I do. She is sitting on a stool with her head at about crotch height. "Put your feet on my knees, scoot a little closer to the edge" Umm maybe I'm a 7. She opens the needle, the jewelry, and the receiving tube squirts a little KY jelly out. Then she takes the receiving tube lubes it up and woo that stings.
Let me stop right here to say that I am by no means well hung. When I'm soft there's no penis there. This entire time my penis has been fighting her. Trying his best to hide like a turtle in it's shell, and he aint giving up. With that said back to the story.
She only gets the tube in slightly and it's burning so she pulls it out and applies a little more lube. She puts it in again, "woo", a little deeper "shoo", in to where she wants it "sunuva " I'm definitely a 8. I lean back in the chair, it's stinging and burning and damn is she still fucking with it. A couple times I had to look down because I thought she was already piercing with an ice pick. It was bad she finally gets it adjusted picks up the needle, damn I'm definitely a 9 She says ,"On your next exhale" Shit make that a 10, guns aimed at the head aren't as scary as needles aimed at my penis. BAMM It's done and I'm floating on cloud nine. My whole body is shaking from the rush. My wife said I was as white as a ghost. She's goth so that's pretty damn white coming from her. 10 hours later and the euphoria is still here. To me this is the whole point, I've been known to take piercings out to get them re-pierced, and I'm beginning to think the nervousness like with a ro ller coaster has a lot to do with the enjoyment of the experience.
Now for the new experience my first piss. Let's just say this bloody. My second piss Bloodier. But now the blood seems to have stopped. For after care I'm using a new product It's called H2Ocean. The only thing you have to do is spray it on every 4 hours. No special soaks, no running soap through it in the shower. Spray it every 4 hours and leave it the hell alone. So I should be reporting back on how this goes.
Oh yeah and my wife was taking pictures, but you'll never see'em it looks like I'm getting my Clit pierced. But in a few days when he decides to come out and play there will be some pictures.