At A Glance Author Stan Man Contact OMGEvolhamzshanmich@hotmail.com When A week ago Artist Jason Odd Studio Modern Epic Location Columbia Gorge Area Let me start off by saying that a genital piercing (including the P.A.) is a very serious commitment, and if you have a significant other that you should defiantly discuss this thought with one another, being aware of the possible risks and unfortunate side effects that this or any other genital piercing may have. Be careful and I would only recommend a trained professional to handle a very, very precious commodity such as your genitals.
I was surfing the internet one day looking at all the different piercing there were, to my surprise there were quite a few I'd never thought about getting pierced. I was looking at all the genital work that some people have had done to them. I strolled across the Prince Albert, it shocked me at first, wondering why someone would do that to themselves? Mutilate there genitals? I thought they were all crazy. Until I turned 18 and got my tongue pierced, it was like a gateway drug for me. But this isn't about my tongue. After sitting on it and thinking for a while I decided that I would get a P.A. (prince albert)
I thought about it, and thought about it, and thought more about it, and then finally decided to do it, after some deliberation with my girlfriend she finally agreed (the last straw) and low behold, I got on the computer and e-mailed the only pierce I trust for the area I live in, Jason Odd, at Modern Epic downtown. I asked him the price and a good time he'd be willing to do it. So Friday I geared up and prepared myself to head down to the shop.
I strolled in wearing my kilt; I thought it would be easier for everyone wearing a kilt. I went thought the paper work and got into the back and say in...The chair. Never in my life did a chair look so angry, so full of hatred, and its willingness to inflict pain. I sat down on the covered chair so my pasty white ass didn't mess it all up. There was what seemed like years of preparation for it. (This was my first serious piercing, my parents thought piercing were worthless and such, but im the black sheep anyways). There were two men there, Jason and Timmy. Now in my opinion I would prefer a male over a female for any genital piercing for the simple fact of the matter that a man appreciates his cock and balls, loves them and adores them, they don't hit you with frying pans or leave you alone on dates or anything like that (none of than that ever happened to me). A man appreciates his cock and balls and understands that the less pain in that area, the better. Timmy was still apprenticing, near the end of it I believe. It had been his first P.A. to do.
They brought out the technicare and saline and the needle and such. I was unfortunate enough to watch the good portion of the process. It started with the lubing of a round metal pointed object that they used to lube my urethra. Timmy held the flashlight and Jason set up the receiving tube for it. "See that little red spot right there? That's the sweet spot right there...punch that little bitch and make it cry" was what I remember Jason saying. It startled me because I wasn't sure wither he was talking about me or the P.A. so I tensed up a little bit. I looked down to see that angry looking 12 gauge needle in Timmy's hand. I got the order to hold my head back (and not look at the pricing) and start breathing deep. I knew what was coming, it was a matter of seconds and I would scream out in a horrible, blood curdling, death wail that would be heard from across the county.
I took my last deep breath...
And it was done. It hurt less then a bee sting. All the working up me did for it was worthless. I looked down, a little blood but nothing serious! I had made it, no big deal at all.
It was the bruising that really got to me.
After a while things were going well, it had fully healed and he still worked properly, aside from stand up and peeing was no longer option unless I wanted a cracked out firehouse shooting urine everywhere. Sex was allotting different thought; the piercing had made my genitals much more sensitive then before. That being said after a few unfortunate events and some consideration, I took it out.
I felt a bit usual having it out, I was so used to having it I felt different to not have it. The sex was defiantly deferent as well.
So after it had healed up and was fully function, I sat back down and started to think about getting it again. After a little more deliberation and discussing my girlfriend gave the ok and I as back in the chair that week. By that time Jason had a new apprentice, Ramón. Ramón is a very cool character and I was stoked to have another apprentice pierce me. I tore thought the paper work and got into my new found friend, the chair. I sat back and let them get thought the prep-work. Ramón looked nervous, when he held the catching tube I could see that it was shaking slightly. I would be nervous too, but confidence comes with experience in that line of work. What ended up happening was Ramón missed the catching tube, twice. I felt it each and every time too. This time, it hurt much worse then a bee sting, allots worse. Although after the second time Jason hopped over and took it over and finished it up.
Everyone left happy, I had no problems aside from the jewelry which I to switched anyway. My suggestion would stick with a captive head ring. They are the easiest to bet used too, and the best to clean too amazingly. GO with a nice 14-10 gauge to start, work you way to whatever you want, or stay with whatever's comfortable. Either way I would recommend it to all males. It's your safest and best bet for a genital piercing.
Be safe and happy pricing.