Ok so I'm not the greatest writer so bear with me here.
At A Glance Author DeusExMachina Contact DeusExMachina@bme.anon When It just happened Artist Rick Gilmour Studio Adorned Precision Bodypiercing Location Calgary, Alberta. I had been waiting to get my PA for a long, long time. I filed my taxes and found that I was going to be getting a nice fat return this year so. I decided then that when my tax return finally came I'd go and get it, once and for all.
My check arrived late in the day on Thursday. It was too late to go to the bank and deposit it so I had to wait till Friday.
Woke up and was all nervous and stuff. Went out and ran some errands with my wife and our 3 week old daughter.
I told my wife I just wanted to "Swing by Adorned and have Rick size me up for some jewelry." She knew that I wanted to get it done but didn't know that I had planned to get it that day.
So Rick and I go into the back room and he sizes me up and we started going over aftercare and risks involved. Also talked about what gauge I was going to go with. I've always liked large gauge captive bead's so I asked about what the largest gauge is that I could start off with. Rick informed me that my urethra was thick enough to support the weight of a 6 gauge. So we came out of the back room and I told my wife that I was going to do it that day. She just looked at me and said "Oh. Okay". With a priceless shocked look on her face. I hadn't eaten that much yet so I told Rick that we were going to go out and grab a bite before I go and get a big hole put in my penis. He was ok with that. Before I left I asked him what the damage was going to be. Rick asked me what gauge I was going to go with an 8 or a 6. I asked what the difference in price was, $5. "May as well for a 6 then".
So my wife, my daughter, and I go down the street to grab a bite to eat and some cash to pay for the piercing. And as I sit here typing this, it occurs to me, I have no idea what I ate....
Fast forward to the piercing part.
I'm laying on the table. Dick out. Rick starts out by sterilizing my parts with something that I can't remember the name of, followed by iodine swabs. Markings follow.
Receiving tube goes in. I'm thinking, "this ain't that bad".
Breathe in.
Breathe out.
Breathe in.
Breathe *JAB* out.
Flash of searing pain, and it's done. I barely noticed the receiving tube come out.
Now came the fun part.
Tapers.
Rick pierced me at an 8 and was now going to stretch me up to a 6.
Taper went in, and about half way through I thought I was going to pass out it hurt so bad. I was trying my damnedest to keep breathing. So the taper goes through and the ring goes in. And I start wondering, is it even in there?
Rick hurried off to the other side of the room, I didn't catch what was going on as, my head was spinning pretty good at this point. So I asked Rick.
"Is the jewelry in?"
"Yup," Rick replies, "but the ring was mislabeled, I'm just going to grab the right size and we'll get that fixed up."
"Does that mean the taper again?" I asked.
"I'll be gentle"
(In my head) Oh shit.
Taper went through again, right size jewelry goes in (thank god) and it's done. This time I could really feel the ring in there! Rick finished up by placing some sterile gauze in a non-lubricated condom and put it on my unit. After that was done I stood up for the first time with a big 6 gauge ring through my penis. The sheer weight of the ring was something that I could tell was going to take a day or two to get used to.
So I walked out and talked to my wife, asked her how my daughter was doing. My head was spinning soooo bad I almost forgot to pay! I did though hehe. I was pretty spaced out on the drive home and every bump on the way there was soo weird. It wasn't painful, just... a really ODD feeling.
I bled for a little bit and was able to take off the condom a little under 5 hours after it was done.
It's been two days now and the bleeding is almost completely stopped. All in all I'm extremely happy with it. Now I just can't wait to take this thing for a test drive.....