So, I finally did it. After months of telling my girlfriend I was going to. After weeks of nearly going into the piercing studio, which I pass every day. Finally decide (while buying a newspaper in the local newsagents, as it happens), to stop faffing and do it. In I go.
At A Glance Author Henry Contact Henry@bme.anon Artist lloyd Studio access all areas Location Nottingham Except that when I get in, they are fully booked for the day. So I come back next day. No question of me backing out at this stage: once I have decided to do something, I will do it. I didn't get much sleep that night, though.
Next morning comes. When I turn up, they are not quite ready, so I have to wait for a bit. There are loads of piercing magazines lying around, with loads of PA pictures. After looking at these for a while, and realising that soon I, too, will have one, I am somewhat hard by the time I am called up to the booth. I am wearing very light trousers, so I have to walk quite carefully on my way up to the booth...
Into the booth. Trousers down. Lloyd shows me the ring I am to have. It looks enormous. He sees the slight shock in my eyes, and tells me that his is twice the size. Despite myself, I wonder how long it will be before mine is too. Lloyd applies the anaesthetic. Stings like hell. Maybe I'm a pervert, but I really enjoyed that.
Then there's a ten minute wait while the anaesthetic takes effect. So I chat to Lloyd. "Why do you want this particular piercing?", asks Lloyd. I give the only legal answer: for the look of it. It is illegal to get piercings for sexual pleasure in England. Lloyd looks unconvinced by my answer. How many PA's do you do, I ask. "You're the second this week". And this is on a Tuesday. I suddenly start wondering how many people there are out there with PA's. And WHO they are...!
More conversation. Lloyd explains that when I get bored with a plain old BCR, I can have ticklers, spikes, you name it. I can't wait.
Finally, the wait is over. "I assume you don't want to watch". Well yes, actually, I do. OK, so I am a pervert. I really enjoyed watching that needle go through me. Seeing the skin stretch for a second, then seeing the needle poke though. Feeling the slight twinge of pain (only very slight, given the anaesthetic). Knowing that I had done it, at last. Watching as the ring is put through. Suddenly it doesn't seem all that big at all. I feel amazing.
As I walk down the stairs on my way out, I can't believe I didn't do it earlier. So quick, so much fun. I go into work, and have a brilliant day knowing that no-one else knows about it. Send an email to my girlfriend saying simply: "done it". She understands. And it makes her very frustrated.
As soon as I get home, wash it and clean the blood off it. More importantly, I take my first good look at it. And I get to take a piss with it. I have been warned that this will be agony, so I have drunk lots of fluids. It isn't agony at all. It stings a little, but that feels rather nice. Soon I am deliberately eating curries to make it sting more. Yes, I know, I'm a pervert. But it felt bloody good.
It felt a little odd, having a large piece of steel attached to my knob. And it hurt a bit if I caught it in my pants. But it didn't really hurt. I didn't even really need to look after it, given that my piss provided all the antiseptic that was needed. But there was one remaining problem: I couldn't have sex. That was the slowest fortnight of my life. I tried it once before that (with a condom), but it was much too sore.
But oh my God, was it worth the wait. Amazing for me; (apparently) even better for my girlfriend. I'm sure you don't want the details of what she thinks, but let's just say that she has since had her hood pierced. Which is also amazing, but that's a different story...
I've had it a few months now, and I still have no complaints. The fountain effect can still be a little annoying. But that is more than compensated for by the sight of seeing other men in public toilets catching sight of what I have through my cock, and being amazed by it. And I keep finding new ways of getting pleasure from my PA. But I won't tell you what they are. Get it yourself, and find out. It is amazing, and you will love it. And your partner will love it even more.
If you're still not convinced, I will say this: a PA is not enough. It is so good that you want more. I have been considering getting an ampallang for almost as long as I have had a PA. And now, at last, I have decided to go and do it. Here we go again...