my self pa

At A Glance
Author johnathan
Contact mellthekoalla@hotmail.com
Artist me
Studio my frenz house
Location i dunno really i wuz drunk
Hi people my name is John and im gunna tell ya bout my self P.A. . Ok it was a dark and dreary night quite like this one ... lol just kiding i was tellin it like a scary storie beginin cause it was a scary thing to do . Anyway back to the piercing ok it was about febuary 3rd and i was look at alot of pix of pa's cause i wanted one and i wanted to see how to do it and wanted to read if it was painful .

Which i read it was very painful to do it by yerself. So i was thinking of getting it done by a pro but it cost alot in the place i usually go to and it is hard to get em to lower thier prices plus there aint another pierce / tatoo place in like 100 miles so i went home and got a saftey pin ( which was stoopid of me to do ) and started to shove it through my penis and got it wrong acouple times cause it was too far back also it was hard to do it with alot of extra hole in my wang .

Little did i know there alot more viens in yer dick then ya might think i hit a couple and that was very painful and as u prolly know a saftey pin aint the sharpest thing in the world i had to shove it so hard and the fact of it goin slow insted of fast through it really bothered me extremely and the pain really got to me . So anyway i finally got it through and it bled a whole lot and it was very painful ( as u could amagine ) being the jackass i am i pored liquor on it to numb or sum crap like that ( stoopid i know ) .

That almost killed me but back to the pa . I had it in for a while till bout the 2nd of march and i looked at it and noticed it was gettin really red and bruised and it hurt like a mutha . then i read sum stuff on BME and found out about rejection of a piercing which looked really painful and i had never seen or hurd of before even though i have alot of piercings like in my face i have a nostril to septum to nostril and three anti eye brows and five eye brow pierceings and i have my ears at 3.25 inches ( yeah i know big ) and i have a 000 ga. conch and three 8 ga. conches on my left ear and a 4 ga. tragus on both ears .

then like a day l8er i got in a big fight wit one of my so called frenz over this hot chick in a bar that chose me over him cause hes an ugly butthole and we got pretty bad we were kickin the crap outa eachother and he kicked me in the nutz ( and almost killed me ) and it hurt like worse then anythin in the world at that time and i knew it was bein rejected but i didnt take it out for sum stoopid reason . Anyway i was driving home l8er after i gained my walking ability back lol and i knoticed my pants had blood stains on um round my groin and immediatly i thought he kicked my balls off . So i stoped off at a gas station and went in the bathroom and looked and he had kicked me so hard that the pa riped backwords and created a big rip in my wang and had split my head in half and it was so painful wen i saw it it didnt hurt until i saw it and it was bleeding alot .

So i went to the doctors and he said that i was luky i noticed it and didnt bleed to death ( which i dont think anyone could miss sumthin like that do u ? ) and he told me to take sum pills that he gave me . And he stiched it up and bandaged it up and i was on my way then i thought about redoin it cause it healed really quickly and i just got the stiches out a couple weeks ago .

But i think i'll wait to get money and get it done by a pro. Anyway i wanna write to u people that want to like do this yerself e-mail sumone that might have done it successfully by them selves and still have it in they could know alot more then u learned in this stoopid experience . And i really dont think anyone should do this them selves im not sure i'll ever get it done agian but i might with a profesional and the money i gotzta pay


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