the good p.a., the bad pa, and the ugly p.a.

At A Glance Author modelguy Contact modelguy@hotmail.com Artist Mikel Studio Andromeda Location NYC

I got my p.a. 2 hours ago!

Well...I have been turned on by the p.a. for about a year...really HOT to do it, but too scared. I have no other piercings or tats! I found BME thru a friend and the pics of the p.a.'s drove me insane...very HOT. I kept looking at jewelry, meeting piercers, e-mailing people about their p.a.'s etc.

FINALLY...I bought an 8 guage circle with bead closure, and then I went to Andromeda and had a long talk with Mikel. (he is pierced from head to toe, and is on BME a LOT!)

I spent the whole day at work playing with the jewelery and saying to myself, "do you REALLY want to attach this thing to you?" And I kept saying, "Yup, I really do." So after work...I just walked in and said, "Mikel...I want the p.a. now, do you have time?"

There was a young guy with his girlfriend next to me and he went PALE, turned to her and whispered (loudly), "Oh my god, that guy is piercing hi pee-pee!!!"

Mikel said, yup let's do it. So after he explained the whole procedure in DETAIL, and talked me through the healing process, we went into the room.

The room was nice and clean, with a brand new dentist's chair for me to squirm in (I was very nervous). All the tools came out of SEALED surgical pouches, and Mikel went through 4 pairs of rubber gloves in the process...always making sure his fingers were clean and sterile.

The insetion of the guide tube made me really queasy...it DID NOT hurt, but I REALLY hated the feel of that steel snaking its way into my cock. NOT fun.

Mikel was very sweet and supportive ( I tipped him 10 bucks BEFORE, and told him it was for good KARMA...it didn't work)

Ok...we had a slight mishap (I jerked) and he drew blood--only getting part way through---he asked if I wanted to quit, but I said...(through my nausea) "go ahead, keep going"

The actual "pierce" was lightning fast...and he left some metal thing thru the hole until he could push the jewelry through. He said, "Shit, this is some big jewelry for a first timer!" He needed to use reverse pliers to open the circle, and then he popped the bead in place, and VOILA! I have a prince Albert! It looked quite nice, but I was still so fucking nauseous that I just smiled and said "thanks, bud...I need to rest for a sec."

He said to take all the time I needed and then he left and returned with a glass of Gatorade for me...to restore my blood sugar and stop my hands from shaking. (so, I'm a WIMP, sue me!!)

OK, so here you go...

Pain: not really...kinda upsetting, but HONESTLY not too bad

Nausea: BIG TIME, I nearly puked from the sight of my frightened penis cowering away from the razor-sharp piercing tool! Nobody ever mentions this, but the sight of my own blood ( quite a bit) and then the fact that I knew we had to do it again! BARF! Made my stomach very upset.

Even now, there is some blood, but since I have been semi-hard ever since I got it...I think we can say it is a success...I hope I heal soon!

Mikel was VERY sweet and VERY professional...I would go to him again for sure...

DAY TWO:

Well, I made tremendous progress today...

When I woke up this morning, my penis was black and blue, and it hurt to touch and it hurt to pee and it hurt to let the weight of the jewelry just hang...shit!

So I took 3 Tylenol and a pot of coffee. I considered taking the day off work because I was afraid of the peeing thing in a public restroom, but all me fears were without merit.

Because I was bleeding slightly, I wrapped the penis in a little pocket of medical gauze...very very loosely, just to absorb any drops of blood. I spent the day drinking water and peeing...and by the end of the work, it DID NOT hurt to pee or to let the jewelry hang...in fact, it was starting to feel kinda sexy!!

Now, it is 12:15 at night (about 28 hours after the piercing) and I feel pretty darn good...the wound is clean and comfortable, and it only hurts a tiny bit...and only a smidge of blood.

I think I will be able to jack off in 48 hours ( I can't wait!).

I still freak out a bit when I look at my pa in the mirror, but it is just such a turn on...I get over it.

Wish me luck, friends!!

J