Girlfriend said to get a 10ga PA - then she dumped me

At A Glance Author xJeffx Contact xJeffx@bme.anon Artist Mike Rafon Studio DNA Body Piercing Location Costa Mesa, CA

Ok so here is the story how I got screwed over by a girl and came out w/ a 10 ga prince albert.

I'm a body piercer and I was (not anymore) working at the shop I got this done at. I left the other guy who had recently started piercing do this. It was only his 2nd and his first was a complete failure. But I trusted him to do it.

I was kind of seeing this girl, we weren't too serious but we were an "item". Out of the blue, one night while sitting at the shop, I asked Mike how he'd like to watch another PA. I was planning on doing it myself. I called up that girl and she encouraged me to go for it. So I said screw it - lets pierce it! I was going to do it until I realized I was out of 12 ga rings that were big enough and all I had left was 10 ga 5/8", which was still a bit too small in diameter.

I did all the preping and have the receiving tube in and picked up the needle. Damn that thing is big, so I told Mike to glove up and poke this thing through.

He did and ohhhhhh boy.. it was intense. But it wasnt NEARLY as painful as I expected. I tensed up a little bit and as soon as Mike told me to relax, the pain went away. We put the jewelery in and I sat for a sec.

Drip.

Drip..

Drip...

Yeah it sure started to bleed. I put a dry condom on and went home. I got in the shower when I got home and took it off. I took a pee and god damn did that burn. Much worse than the actual piercing.

It seemed to stop bleeding so I went to bed w/out a condom.

A unexpected erection and some wet sweat pants woke me up at 3:00a.m. Time to change clothes and put the condom back on!

I decided to stay home from school the next day just incase. By the end of the day the bleeding stopped and I was able to go out that night.

It was a little bit uncomfortable when I'd get erections while wearing pants and the pants would squish the ring. But now (3 weeks) its fine.

About 4 days after I switched to a 3/4" ring because the 5/8" was too small.

About the same time I decided I could masturbate. ***Mistake***

I managed but some blood squirted out and it was yucky. Did I mention it hurt? =)

I streched it to 8 ga about a week & a half after getting it pierced. 10 ga just looked too small next to my 6 ga frenum.

Now about that girl. Well I never saw her again. She lived about 30 mins away so I didnt see her around school or anything, but after I got it she stopped returning my pages. I'm guessing it was an evil joke to put me through pain & misery cus she was planning on not talking to me anymore. How evil? Well I got a big PA out of it and I enjoy it.

I have had sex with it yet. But I think it will be good cus when the ring goes through it feels kind of good inside my uretha. But *HEY* Maybe I'm just a wierdo =)

I'll probably be sending a pic to shannon to put up on BME sometime.

Questions I get:

Q: Why would you do that?

A: Cus a girl told me to!

Q: Didn't that hurt?

A: Not as bad as I expected. I think my nipples were worse. (And I've done them BOTH twice!)

Q: Are you a freak?

A: Of course.

If you have ever though about a PA and you think it will look good - than go do it! Don't worry about it hurting because pain doesn't last a lifetime. It also doesnt hurt nearly as bad as you are thinking it will. So get off your ass and get your dick pierced. It is the cool thing, everybody is doing it.

Like I said, I'm a piercer and I've done about 10 of my friend's dicks lately. They all want them all of the sudden! Last year people thought I was gay or a freak, and this year they all want them too. I think its pretty funny.

Everybody is VERY scared about getting it done, then they do it and it doesn't hurt at all. They feel pretty st00pid (yes I know I misspelled stupid!) afterwards and they can't believe they were so scared.

If I get anything else, I think I'll be getting a set of dydoes.

Wish me luck with this =) Can not wait to try it out.