My PA experience-very cool!

At A Glance Author anonymous Contact anonymous@bme.anon Artist todd Studio Dr. Jefe's Location San Diego, CA

When I first heard of a Prince Albert piercing, I was pretty mistified that anyone would do something that extreme to their penis, but after searching on the internet for info on the procedure, I was very impressed with the look of a regular PA. (some of the stuff I saw at BME really made me realize that a PA is one of the more conservative male genital piercings)

After reading about some of the other experiences, I decided to get some info straight from the shop I was considering having it done at. I called and talked to a really nice chick on the phone about it, and she told me it was pretty straightforward,so I went down and talked it over with a guy who worked in the shop. I asked him many questions, to see what the possible draw-backs might be. (Pain and urinary complications were a major concern. After getting the low-down from the clerk, and checking out the conditions of the procedure area, I decided right then and there to go for it. (I knew if I thought about it too long, I was going chicken out)

The whole procedure took about 5 minutes, with the actual piercing taking a few seconds. Really was much easier than I expected. The pain was minimal. I walked out with a 12 gauge ring, and a glove on my penis, and proceeded to deal with the mild bleeding that occured over the next 10-12 hours. Not really too bad. I followed all the instructions for care afterwards, and developed no complictions. The biggest problem I'm having is the erections at night while I'm sleeping. Kinda hurts to wake up with hard-on, and rolling over and catching the ring against the sheets. That hurts much worse than the piercing! While healing, the ring has a tendency to stick to the hole, and man does it sting when you pull a "crusty" (scab-like encrustation around the ring) through the outside to the inside of your urethra.

So now I'm at a little over a week since the piercing, and I can't wait to put in the 10 gauge double balled hoop I bought for the switch over. One more week. (I want to be able to take it out if I want, since I don't think my girlfreind is going to want me shoving that thing inside of her. Or maybe she will, I'm not sure yet 'cause she doesn't know that I've done it yet. I have no plans for anything larger in there, 'cause I don't want a gaping big hole in my urethra that's going to take surgery to close if I ever decide to get rid of the PA. (some of the stuff I saw at the BME site is pretty radical, way beyond anything I would ever want done to myself-HOW DO THOSE GUYS PEE? IT'S GOTTA BE LIKE A FREAKING SPRINKLER HEAD!!!)

Anyway, I think this is one of the most erotic things I've ever done to myself, short of shaving the old "bald eagle". Once the scar tissue has completely formed, and it's completely healed, I expect this to be a really fun thing to have hanging off my cock. The only thing I'm not real thrilled about is that pee tends to follow the ring curve coming out of your pee-hole, making for a wide stream at the opening of your dick. Kinds splatters all over the place. You have to turn your penis-head upside down to keep from pissing all over yourself, especially as you come to the end, and the stream looses velocity. Takes some practice!

Even though I've been tempted to tell friends that I did this to myself, I'm pretty reluctant, since I'm not sure if they'd think I'm getting freaky in my old age. I'm sure my relatively conservative girlfreind of 20 years is going to think I've gone completely nuts! (I'm 42, and this is definetely the craziest thing I've ever done) Now I'm seriously considering an under the lower lip pierce with a stud. I think that's totally cool! Pretty low key, especially after shoving a needle through your dick! Piercing seems to be an addictive, totally compulsive thing. Like drugs, you want more.

I'm also thinking I might want a dumb-bell or a double balled hoop at the base of my penis in the scrotum. I'd be willing to bet my girl would go crazy when that thing is banging into her clit when we do it doggy style. Maybe I could do one at the pubis also, that way I could cover the clit stimulation in both positions, and add some major advantages to my lovemaking. I guess I am getting freaky in my old age. Pretty soon I'm gonna look like the bionic-pierced man.

Anyhow, that's about it. Feel free to e-mail me if you want to share your experiences.