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The Pole Through My Dick
At A Glance
Author anonymous
Artist My Friend
Studio My House
Location Roseville, CA
I am 22 years old and have always loved peircings. I live in Roseville CA and have recently got my GED. I have been enfatuated with the piercing of the human body since I was about 13 years old. I see them everywhere and I thought about getting them but I never had the balls to go out and get one. Everytime that I would think of a good time to go and get one I would always find an excuse for myself not to go and get it ,i.e. I don't have the time to do it, I need the money for something else, now is not a good time because this person is coming to town to visit and they wouldn't like it. I would find the worlds worst and most bullshit reasons to weesel my way out of it.

I was sitting at home one day and going through piercing magazines and I was thinking about piercings all day long when a couple of my buddy's showed up with a lot of liquor and about 15 women. These were extremely gorngeous women and I knew that I was going to score with atleast one of them that night, espeasially with how much liquor they had brought with them. Plus I could tell that some of the women had already been drinking before they had gotten to my place. I was think this will be a night that I will remember, not knowing what the night had in store.

It turned out that all of the girls that they brought over were a bunch of sluts, not that I had anything against that sort of thing seeing how my girlfriend was on vacation with her family for 2 weeks and I was getting very deprived, so about 1 hour into the night we're having this massive group orgi. Everyone in that room is drunk as fuck and as I cum for the last time after hours of fucking everybody i start thinking about peircings. Things calm down a little after I shot off for the five hundreth time and I start talking about the piercings and we're all so drunk that everybody started to offer to give me one because I started to talk about it. It got me thinking and I decided that what the hell. I asked my buddy to give me one because he was the only one in that room that I would trust drunk and that was because I was drunk.

Everbody was looking through the book thinking of ones I should get while I was downing as much alcohal as possible so I wouldn't feel it I started to hear them talking about giving me one on my penis and I just tipped the bottle again thinking that they wouldn't do something like that to me. By the time they picked I was to wasted to even see what they had picked and told them to just do it with the drunkest slur. I sat back and from what little I can remember I don't remember it hurting at all, I just remmember all of those eyes staring at me while a girl was flopping my penis around and my friend was cleaning a lot of shiny things with some alcohal so my piercing wouldn't get infected. until the next morning. It hurt a little worse than my head did from the alcohal. I would love to send pictures of it but I don't have access to a scanner or a digital camera.

I went after my friend the next day and tried to kill him for it but I realized that I let the drunk fuck do the damn thing.

After a while I grew to like it but I still think that it is wierd. The liking part of it started to come around once the infection part and the pain part had left. It stayed infected for the better part of a month but the pain, the pain, god only knows how long the pain lasted. I reminded my buddy about the pain every time I saw and I swore that I would Get him back for it one of these days.

I didn't have to though, about 3 months later he went and got his nut sack pierced and he liked his. He said his dind't get infected like mine and didn't hurt much at all. Then I told him that it was because he didn't have his done by a stupid drunk motherfucker. I told him that I was going to take a six foot pole and shove it down the head of his penis if he ever let me do something like that again.

Now that everthing has fully heeled I like it am thinking about getting another one. It probably won't be on my penis but I will find somewhere good to put it. Somewhere that if I decide to show people in public, I wont get arrested for it.

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