According to my piercer I have "big ol' balls". Now every one of us knows what big ol' balls need, right? Hahaha, exactly, a nice, shiny stainless steel CBR.
At A Glance Author anonymous Contact anonymous@bme.anon When A week ago Artist Shea Studio CAT Tattoo Location Dallas, TX I've wanted tons of piercings for years, but haven't done anything other than my ear. There was always a reason, no money this time, not wanting to do all the cleaning/maintenance, etc. Just excuses, and not excuses because I was scared, just excuses because, well, I was lazy. Looking back I should have gotten them before, but any genital piercings wouldn't have been accepted by my significant other during those years, so whatever.
Jump forward to now, and my fiancée loves piercings, and has a few herself. Last week she got her tongue web done, which I thought looked great on her. The next day I fortuitously got a $100 gift card so I figured hey, I know on what I want to spend this.
I left work early on Friday. My plan was to go before my 5:00 meeting, so I left at 3:45, which would have given me ample time. But... the highway was packed. I couldn't make it to the shop and after I made a quick stop at my apartment to shave my danglies I had to go straight to my meeting. I was pretty pissed, and the entire time I just sat there thinking about how this would be so much more tolerable if I now had a ring in my sac. At least the quesadillas were complimentary. I had a frozen margarita too, which definitely made things a little bit better.
The meeting finally finished and I immediately hopped in my car and drove straight to CAT Tattoo, which is where I got my ear done years ago and where my fiancée got her web done. I walked in, told them what I wanted, filled in the form, and Shea, the piercer, took me to the back.
She closed the door, and to my surprise she just had me barely pull down my pants and move my boxer briefs to the side. I had been expecting to completely drop trou, but alas, it was not in the cards. So I stood there with my legs apart trying to keep my pants up while pulling my briefs to the side and flipping up my pee-pee. Then I sat down on the edge of the chair and Shea got the pen and made the markings. Then I stood and she re-marked until it was centered. Finally we were set. She had me lie down and told me to breathe deeply. To be honest I know the breathing helps, but I get nervous that my breaths aren't deep enough, etc., which is funny, b/c the piercing itself gave me no trepidation, just the breathing. I took about three big breaths and on the third exhale Shea pushed the needle through. I flinched and kinda started, not due to pain, but just the initial shock of a needle impaling my flesh.
In terms of pain I barely felt anything. It stung a little, like a mild bee sting for about 2 seconds, which just as it was fading came back for another ½ second when she slid the jewelry through. I looked in the mirror, was thrilled, then quickly put away my piece so that I didn't just stand there holding up my shaft and staring, asked Shea a few questions about guiches and pubic piercings, paid, and then left, smiling like a madman.
I didn't say a word to my fiancée in the day preceding of my intent, and didn't let on when I caught up with her that night. We went almost the entire night without a word out of me, and finally, when things were getting hot and heavy, I took off my undies and she did a double-take and just sat there, hand on her mouth, surprised, thrilled, in disbelief, and aroused. I swear she could have come just looking at it. She completely loved it, which was great for me. I was hoping that she would love it as much as I did and not be disappointed. I'm lucky. There's a reason I want to marry this girl.
It's been about a week now, and I have had no pain or swelling, no blood or anything. I could swivel it sideways and up and down the same night of the piercing, and only on about day 3 did I have a minimal amount of lymph secretion. It's been so easy and it looks great. I can't wait to put in the 8 ga. cbr I have planned, and then get the other piercings down there that I want. It's so great, so secretive, I love that you can't see anything, even thought by the time I'm done you'll be able to see a lot. Right now though I love looking in the mirror and then playing hide and seek. Hehehe, I love this thing!