I live in one of the hottest but most beautiful places in Australia (the Gold Coast QLD). During the Christmas break, several mates, taking up the offer of free room and board, invaded my Fiancée and I.
At A Glance Author yalickit Contact yalickit@hotmail.com When A week ago Artist Myself Studio at Home on the lonunge Location QLD Australia Many of these mates and myself got drunk on several occasions. As usual, stupid things get happen.
My fiancée used to sell ear-piercing supplies and during her employment was fortunate to indefinitely borrow a piercing gun and several supplies (studs etc).
After our drinking fest many of my mates left the sunny Gold Coast with holes in ears left, right and centre. It was when the dust settled that I confided to my Fiancée, that I wanted to pierce my guiche, or as us Aussies call it, the CHOAD or CHOADY.
Shocked and mortified, she met me half way with the suggestion of my Scrotum. I agreed, but I was concerned about healing, infection and radiation.
Radiation you say, I work in the mobile phone industry and the first RF (Radio Frequency) course I ever did and every subsequent one after that, suggests radiation affects your testicles and eyes first, before any other body part. The thought of having a metallic object next to my testes re-radiating any radiation concerned me. More so, with the fact I'm sometimes required to enter these RF Fields, ending any chance of producing offspring if not causing the ill fated prostate cancer.
So, after some much deliberation and thought, I flipped a coin, tails it was. So hence this story. We all got to die from something. At least my nuts will look good when the time comes.
I thought about going back to The Piercing Shop in Brisbane where I'd previously been for my nipples, but the thought of paying some silly amount for piercing something that was so soft skinned, that would take so little skill to do, didn't interest me. Plus, I'd have to book in etc. I had flipped the coin; it had to be done straight away. I didn't want to change my mind.
I asked my girl to get her gun and stud, she had 1 piercing cartridge and 1 stud left, we had to get it right, otherwise we didn't have the equipment to try again. While I washed my nuts and soaked my old nipple barbell in antiseptic, my girl was laying a towel on the lounge for me getting her gun ready.
I previously had some numbing cream from when I got my nipples done, so I smeared a portion on, leaving it 40 minutes or so to take hold and turn my sack into a no feeling bag of goodies. When the skin was numb, I sat on the edge of the couch with my girl kneeling in front of me to aid in this highly delicate procedure. She gives me instructions on how to use the gun, as If I didn't know how, just pull the trigger, macho men. How silly was I.
We wiped the cream off, put antiseptic all over my sack and the piercing stud, then proceeded to mark with a black marking pen the position of entry. I made sure no veins were visible, so as I didn't put a hole in anything critical. I decided on a vertical position, right at the very bottom of my balls, away from my dick so as not to interfere with any hard ons or over zealous sex. Planning to put a 10mm barbell in vertically right between my nuts at the bottom of my balls. So with my girl pulling my sack out in front my body, rolling over the edge of my sack 5mm-10mm or so, so as the exit would be straight, I held the gun ever so nervously. My skin was numb, but these were my balls, come on. Who wouldn't be scared?
I lined the stud up with the black dot, asked if she was ready and then I fired. WOW-It went in, but it didn't come out the other side where I'd planned, my girl being nervous had pulled more than the required skin through. It was trying to pierce a hole right down the very back of my sack, instead of the bottom. I pushed and pushed, the gun hadn't completely fired, it only half fired, this was now hurting.
I stopped, took a deep breath, and then asked her to let go. We had a look, It did pierce 2 holes, entry and exit, but I would of needed a 30mm or so long barbell to go in it.
We took a breather, 1 minute or so. I then asked her to pull my sack out again. We were to try again. This time after the first I was more determined. I pulled the trigger and WHAM, it fired all right, straight through, exactly where I wanted it.
There was a small tingle but nothing to cry about, I reckon my ear hurt more.
I pulled the gun away and my girl using the piercing stud positioned my internally threaded barbell into the stud as a guide to push it through my sack. She did the ball up and it was all done
We wiped the area down with more antiseptic and I sat back on the lounge, had a beer watching Australia flog the English at cricket whilst I admired my new addition.
The next day, I bought 15mm barbell as the piercing was longer than anticipated, but needless to say, it's great. When I got home to change the barbell I had skin hanging off my nuts every where, the numbing cream, which I'd used must have burned 3-4 layers of skin of my nuts. I hadn't wiped it all off properly
Some Aloe Vera gel and soaking my nuts in tea tree oil soap healed them within 2 days, replacing my lost skin.
It's been a week now, there's no discomfort, pain or infection. The other hole that I made has healed, my nuts look great and I'm thinking about piercing my sack a little higher horizontally as you can't see this one without pulling my sack up.
For those who are contemplating doing this "my way". No piercer would recommend this procedure, let alone using an ear-piercing gun. Take heed and be warned. Mine worked but yours might not. Some would call it irresponsible and crazy.
But as I am from the land down under, a steady hand, plenty of hospital grade disinfectant, and as us Aussies say. "She'll be right".