Needless to say, I was very nervous about this all.
At A Glance Author Beamer Contact Beamer@bme.anon When Three months ago Studio Pleasurable Piercings Location NJ I mean, a hole. There. That's kind of an important feature to me, y'know?
I can't recall exactly why I decided to get it done. I just knew I wanted something. I figured I'd get something unusual, something not many people get, something not many people even know you can get. It didn't leave me with too many options, I kept thinking uvula (which I've had a fascination with since it was first done a 4 years ago), but that's not really an option for most people, now is it? I figured I'd get something on my loins, maybe a tat, maybe something else. Hey, it would be an icebreaker at parties (Ever see a wang like this?)
Perhaps I should also add that, up until then, I'd been 100% piercing and tat free. No mods. I'm Mr. Corporate America, and I wasn't about to change that, not going to get something to make me miss out on jobs (Well, we'd like to hire you, but we don't know if geriatrics would like to buy stocks from a man with BEAT DOWN across his knuckles, ahaha, someone has that, lamest tattoo ever).
So I talked with a few girls that I'm friends with, picked their brains, and learned that most wouldn't want to go near a guy with a prince albert. And then there was the guy I knew that needs to piss sitting down (why the hell would you up the gauge?).
So a stroll across BME revealed the scrotal piercings, and I knew I'd found what I wanted. It wasn't obtrusive, wasn't restrictive, didn't look overly painful (remember, I'm a virgin to these things, hitting the ground with both feet running I suppose), and would definitely start conversations.
The choice of location was a no-brainer, PP is the top piercer in the area, one of the first in the area, and one of the most trusted. I've heard absolutely nothing bad about it, but then again all my friends are white-collar preps with nothing more than ears (and they often take their little sisters for a cart piercing). I checked around, though, talking to actual scenesters that know these things, and discovered that their reputation was the best around and that they were undeniably the place to go. So a phonecall later I had an appointment.
I'd only told one of my friends my plans, and she liked to ridicule me intensely, mainly that I was about to be fondled by a strange man. She kept asking if I'd be turning my head and coughing. Asking if I'd enjoy it. "No hon, I don't think I'll like some brute putting a fucking NEEDLE THROUGH MY SAC!" Regardless, we got a good laugh out of it, and for some reason I really wasn't nervous. She kept joking that I should make a run to a sperm bank and make a cryo-deposit in case things go gangrenous, but pfft, not my style to worry.
So I arrived at the place and was shown around, they took great care to make sure I wasn't nervous, showing me the room, the tools, explaining what would happen. I wasn't much for small talk, I just wanted to get it done, so I kind of rushed through it. I wasn't all that uncomfortable to begin with, and discussing the latest shitty album by some band wouldn't really make it better.
I sat down on the table, removed my pants, and he checked me out. I really wish I had brought a girl with me, she could have approved the location, but I just agreed to whatever the piercer thought was best, which ended up being the middle towards the top of my sac. He marked me, double checked with me that I liked it, and we were ready to penetrate.
I was warned that it would hurt more than expected. Not that it would be painful, just that I'd feel it more than I expected. I actually expected to feel nothing, I mean, I've been bitten|scratched there and it was never anything bad. This, however, was much worse, maybe because the endorphins aren't pumping in quite the same way. It still didn't hurt, but it definitely was not comfortable. He punched right through, though, first one side then the next. I had expected to go right through when I planned it, but we stopped after the first puncture before the second. It was done quickly, though, and the jewelry was placed.
The healing process was non-descript, nothing much of note. It was tender for a short time, but it's my sac, it's not exactly the most used part of my body.
Disappointment did come, though, when I was next with a girl. She wasn't too into the whole scrotal piercing. "You should have gotten the johnson, at least that would have a use." "How would a hole in my dick make sex better?" "It would, for MEEEEE." Good point that she brought up, like a moron I hadn't thought about that, so now I'm seriously considering adding another hole on something a little deeper. She can deal with my sac, though, because I love her despite her desire for more tats, haha.
In all honesty it was a pretty much a smooth experience, but a bit of a pointless one. If anyone wants something to talk about, just go for a piercing staple like a PA: get something useful. Your girl will thank you later...