The different piercings that I have had are; ear lobes, septum, tongue, nipples (3 times), ampallang, Prince Albert and a guiche, all of these professionally done. I only had the guiche for a week before having to remove it in order to go into the hospital for some knee surgery. I had popped a ligament in my knee while trying to jack off while doing squats with a 200 lb. barbell across my shoulders. (If you try doing squats with a 200 lb. barbell, hold it with both hands so you don't lose your balance and get hurt!)Anyway, yesterday, November 6th, 1998, I had run out of something to do and was getting bored. While checking out "BME" with the computer, I started thinking about another guiche. I never got the chance with the first one to see what having a guiche was really like; how it feels with weights attached and so on. I thought to myself, 'Self, why don't you do it for a change?' I liked the idea so here goes...
I have a set of Pennington forceps that I had bought at a flea market a year or so ago ($1.95). I also have a gang of needles left over from my other piercings. (I plan to put pictures of all my piercings into one frame and use the needles as a border. Cool, hummmm?) I picked out a 14ga, 9/16" CBR from my collection. I was not worried about autoclaves, rubber gloves and whatnot for I figured that any germs I would be coming into contact with would be my own and they and I seem to get along together just fine. I did, however, get a bottle of alcohol and filled up a cat food can and therein put the forceps, a 14ga needle and the CBR (I had removed the ball and had given the ring a good sideways twist so to be able to use it to push the needle through with the ring following after.) I rounded up a new roll of paper towels, a mirror, high intensity light, took off all my clothes (I was at home alone.) and washed my hands carefully with antibacterial soap ("Triclosan" the active ingredient). So with all that, I was ready...
I sat down on the floor, back against the wall, knees up, light and mirror out front. I checked myself in the mirror to see that I was sitting "square." I studied the situation in the mirror. I wanted the guiche to be well forward, about at the junction of the scrotum and perineum. I figured this would give me my best chance to be able to ride a bicycle. I thought it would also be smart to have the guiche well clear of "number-2" for obvious reasons. I also understood that one needs to be sure not to have the guiche so far back that it is pinched between the thighs. I used a ball-point pen and carefully marked the spot right on centerline then wiped up with an alcohol soaked paper towel. Still carefully sitting "square," I took the forceps and holding them perfectly parallel to the floor, took a bite extending about 3/8" to each side of my mark and closed the handles until the catch caught (Ouch-ouch-ouch!). Everything looked good and I could see my dot in the center of the fold of skin between the forceps. Getting a little shaky now, I fumbled for and got the needle out of the cat food can. With the point in the forceps cutout, I pushed, again keeping everything "square" (Ouch!). I ran the needle through almost all the way and then using the bent CBR, shoved it the rest of the way letting it drop onto the floor. Releasing and carefully removing the forceps, I looked down to see a bent and bloody CBR catching about a 1/2" of my meat. After a couple of minutes of rest to get my nerves settled back down, I straightened up the ring and put in the bead and then cleaned up with more alcohol soaked paper towels. Now I studied the finished work in the mirror. It was ((( PERFECT! ))), just where I wanted it, just the right amount of meat taken in by it, and not cockeyed! ((( WOW! )))
A trip to the shower and a good wash-up with antibacterial soap stopped the last of the bleeding and left me nice and clean with the ring gleaming. From my collection, I dug out a 10ga, 1" CBR with a 3/8" s.s. bead and fastened it onto the guiche ring. Standing, the rings are in front of, and also clear of, the thighs. The little bumping that seems to go on all the time when I am moving is kind of nice; it keeps me a bit "turned on." I'm thinking about getting a 5/16" s.s. bolt and filing the hex head into a shape somewhat like a bell clapper and then cutting off the threaded end, use a drill press to put a dimple on each side of the remaining bolt shaft. This should make a nice guiche weight/tickler and will go into the ring in place of the bead. Hummmmm...
Have fun!