How I got some jingly jangly in my junk!?!
At A Glance
Author J_MADROX
Contact j_madrox@msn.com
When A month ago
Artist Divo
Studio Starship Bodyworks and Tattoos
Location Greenfield, Wi
I've recently been bitten with the piercing bug. I was told I wouldn't stop at one and boy were they right. I think piercings(when done tastefully) are one of the most awe inspiring thing I've ever seen. I've thought about having my dick pierced for a little while. Personally I thought I'd be too chicken to even walk into the shop to even talk about having it done.

One person changed all that. He's a co-worker I've recently met who was planning on getting a PA done. He had heard from other co-workers that I had a few projects done and that every friend that my co-workers have met have had some unusual piercing. i.e. septums eyebrows, and some odd things I don't the names for. Well he came to talk to me about his plan. It turns out I was the first he told which made me feel honored. Well I talked to a couple of friends and found out no one had a PA I haven't heard about but I did meet a guy with a 4 step ladder on the underside of his shaft. I thought it was one of the ballsiest things I've ever seen. I passed some basic info to my co-worker and we ended up going to the shop to get more info.

I swear this shop is cleaner than my dentist and doctors office together. The piercing room looked exactly like an examination room at my local hospital. I was impressed. We talked to the 2 piercers, Divo and Reason, Reason had 4 vert. barbells in his eyebrows, 3 rings in his lower lip, and numerous bits in his ears. Divo was unexpectedly wearing no jewelry but they did have an X-ray of his skull on the wall with more metal in him than my couch and car seat combined.

The next week me and my new friend. (if i have the 411 on your genitalia, your a friend) It was the day before payday and he had the cash. He went in and when he came out, he didn't have a PA. He had decided to go with the frenum ring I sorta kinda wanted. I had told him a little bit about some complications I've heard about and on Divos confirmation, he went with my idea. He said it didn't hurt much but this is probably the toughest SOB I've ever met and I doubt he'd ever show a sign of weekness. I spent a good 45 minutes waiting that day and talking to Reason about the procedure. I must say this guy would be a car salesmen if you put him in a suit and took out all the piercings. I was convinced I was going to get it done. Sure enough I walked in the next day after work and gone to the bank to cash my paycheck.

They were originally going to go put a 12 gauge 1/2in. diameter ring but being the loon that I am, I chose a 10 gauge 1 in. diameter ring. You know when A piercer tells you to take a deep breath while he does his thing. I was fine while taking in the breath but I couldn't get it out. The pain was horrible. He thought I was gonna go into shock because I was shaking a lot. I MEAN A LOT. Good thing it was over in a couple seconds. I was dressed and walking around in a minute and even though it burned a bit, as long as nothing bumped me I was ok. Afterwords me and my new friend (who went with to the shop) went to work which was only a block away. It's a bar and grill you all might have heard about. Hooters. I've since then had some interesting offers from a lot of the waitresses. A little extra jingly jangly in your junk can really step up your game and excitement.

So my advice to everyone reading this. If anything is stuck in your mind for an extended amount of time, go out and do it. Most likely you'll like it since you've thought everything out and you'll have some fun. This was my third piercing and I plan to get my back done next with a possible tongue or earing. so far all of my piercings are below the neck. Facial piercings are frowned upon at work. If you'd like to know what I've done or have any ideas, feel free to e-mail me or send pictures. I'm hoping to get some pictures on the web soon. Piercings have become so influential to me that almost every lady I have gone out with has had some unusual bit somewhere.

Good luck with anything you do and remember that somethings hurt some people more than others so if my story has push you away from you're plans, ignore everything you've read for the last 10 minutes.


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