Uhh..Title..title...Fren-tastic?

At A Glance Author Mazi Contact Mazi@bme.anon Artist Hankster Studio Ultimate Body Piercing And Tattoo Location Anchorage, AK

Hello again..

My last piercing was a PA, received it 'bout 8 months ago (December/January of 99/00..somewhere in there), and admittingly, it was my most painful to date, though far from intollerable. I've been wanting to get yet another piercing for quite some time, on the list was an earl, frenum, or a reverse PA. I ended up deciding on the frenum this time around.

Having finally getting enough money to the piercing, I called up Ultimate to query if they had the right jewelry, and they didn't :P So I had to go to Body Piercing Unlimited, pay a hugely outrageous price for a 10gauge 5/8" blue titanium barbell (my first colored piece of jewelry..*grin*).

I dropped the jewelry off at Ultimate to get 'claved, and went next door to get some chinese food along w/ my very sexy company Leilani. I was nervous, very nervous. In fact, I hadn't even been that nervous over my PA. I choked down a bit of food, but got most of it to go.

Lei was trying to calm me down a bit..but it wasn't happening :) And the offers for one final blow job weren't helping either :P

We got back to Ultimate 'bout an hour later, and Hank was ready to go. He cleaned up, I pissed (though not on him) and off we went. He skipped the speech on cleaning/care-taking due to my already numerous piercings (somehow felt like I was put into a special category.)

I dropped my drawers, ignored the comments from the peanut gallery (Lei), and jumped (well, more like a shuffle..too hard to jump w/ yer pants 'round yer ankles) onto the piercing slab.

Hank marked, re-marked, showed me the placement, and I approved. I have a bit of scar tissue from when I was circumsised as a kid (We both blame it on the military), so the placement was a bit lower than the standard frenum piercing.

Hank clamped and got ready to pierce...but Mr. Happy wouldn't have any of that and turtled in. For all those who don't know, Turtle-ing is the process of which yer dick acts like a turtle..and hides.

This caused much laughter and pointing at my expense ;)

Finally Elvis (my dick), stuck his head out and Hank clamped him down again.

It's not automatic that when I feel clamps ..well, heh, clamp down on me, I start my piercing breathing.

In from the nose, out from the mouth.

I felt the needle inter, notta problem..just a pinching and a slightly odd sensation..and it relaxed me just in time to feel the needle exit, which hurt like a mother fucker. I chanted some line of obscenities ("Shit fuck cunt mother fucker shit fuck cunt mother fucker.." Repeat.) And it was done.

Insertion of the jewelry, I didn't feel a thing...Hank cleaned me up, and I was handed a mirror..I saw an awesome looking blue barbell through the underside of my dick. Lei took pictures through the entire ordeal, and at the end while Hank made Elvis (my dick) pose for the camera. Then he handed me a glove and I posed Elvis (my dick) for his camera.

At first walking around was only slightly uncomfortable...and depending on if my dick was trying to turtle or not, it'd grow from an annoying type of feeling to something that was the equivilant of a paper cut.

For the first couple of hours it bled a bit, enough to ruin a pair of underwear and to make Elvis (my dick) stick to my balls (no names for them guys).

Sleeping was a bit of a pain at first, I like to sleep on my side a lot, and my legs kept knocking the piercing, so I had to develop a routine that kept my legs bent, me kind of on my side, without knocking the barbell...In the morning I woke up on my side all the same, with no pain.

Erections definetly feel odd, I feel the barbell rubbing against Elvis (my dick) and it's an awesome sensation. I've found that stairs bring a somewhat girlish grin, reminiscent of a bicycle smile.

It's only the 2nd day, and I'm feeling absolutely no discomfort..I would say this is going to be a very fast healing piercing, and it's sending my hormones through the roof, I can't wait to try it out.

The piercing pain was way below that of a PA. The PA was much more painful, but I still believe the PA is WELL worth it. Neither piercing is something to fear. Once my frenum is healed enough, and I've tried it out, I may end up getting more, possibly starting a ladder. Ya never know.

'till next time kiddies!

-Mazi