Many years ago when i were in the British Navy it, wasn't unheard of to get tattoos and piercings when put to port.There weren't the rules that there are now, when it comes to getting these things done, young impressionable sailors who've had a bit too much juice, and his ship mates whisk him off for a small, discreet tattoo. Not the huge naked ladies that people tend to associate with us.
At A Glance Author primmy When Ten years ago or more Artist a female friend Studio friends kitchen Location uk Anyways, I was in my mid 30's and an officer, I'd always stayed relatively clear of getting tattoos and piercings. However on one stop over, I met up with a young lady who I called on whenever we put in. I guess I wasn't the only one, but what the hell. We had been smoking some pot, and for some reason I suddenly decided that I was missing out on the piercing experience, so it was decided to go into my lady friends kitchen and receive a piercing. Not just any piercing though, as I was an officer and had my reputation to uphold I decided that it needed to be somewhere discrete.....Why the hell I thought my foreskin would be the ideal place, I still can't figure to this day.
My friend got out her wooden chopping board, a metal round skewer, and a meat tenderiser.In those days we didn't have things like tongue bars or belly button bars, so the best we could come up with was a 9ct gold sleeper of my friends.
All went well, or so it seemed. I pulled my slacks down and presented my penis onto the chopping board and stretched my foreskin out ready for the piercing. My friend lined everything up, I turned my head away unable to watch, I was waisted, but not so much that I could watch this happen. Then thump, it was done, there was a bit of fumbling and yanking, whilst my friend removed the metal skewer from the chopping board, and put on my new jewelery.
I pulled my trousers back up, and after another joint and a few beers, passed out for the night.
The following morning I awoke to find my lovely white dress trousers to have a huge red stain in the crotch. Panic, what had happened ? I removed my trousers quickly, and in my haste knocked my friend, and woke her up. The look of horror on her face, was something I'll never forget about the whole experience. After removing my trousers I inspected my penis, with my back to her. I remember asking her what she had done as I span around to face her, showing the true horror of what she had done. In her intoxicated state she had missed my foreskin and driven the skewer straight through the head of my penis, and she'd even managed to put the sleeper in also.
It hurt like hell to touch for days afterwards, and at one point I suspected it was turning septic, but I couldn't report it to the ship doctor without the rest of the ship finding out, so I kept quite and treated it as best I could.
Three months later we docked back in the uk. By then it had completely cleared up.
My wife (yes I was / am married) found it to be a very unusual experience when it came to love making, and I believe my new wife finds it a little strange too.
I hope you enjoyed my story, but if you want to get a piercing no matter how small or where it is, make sure it's done properly by a trained person.
Since that first experience I have had more piercings, and a few tattoos which have now given me two beautiful sleeves, and piercings to my, foreskin, as was intended in the first place, eyebrows, ears, nose and sternum. I have contemplated surgical implants, but I'm not sure if I want to go that far. Studs and bars can be removed, tattoos can be covered up. How do you cover up ball bearings rolling around in your forehead.
I know its about the art form. It took me enough years to figure that one out for myself, and I had to wait until I left her majestys service before I could indulge my passion and interest. But now I'm 60. At what point do I call it a day ? My wife thinks I'm mad to even consider it a my age. But she's considering her first tattoo and a piercing, to her clitoril hood. I'm looking forward to that experience, why should she have all the fun and enjoyment from my genital piercings.
And for those who have not experienced sex with the most private parts done, try it. If french ticklers and ribbed condoms do it for her, she ain't experienced nothing yet.
I can't say i've really noticed my sleeper over the years except the heightened awareness I have of it and my penis during sex.
Try it you never know. you can always remove it later.