YET ANOTHER OF MY STUPID IDEAS
At A Glance Author Cobra Contact cobra@pu-nani.co.uk When A week ago Artist Jon Studio Perforations Location Brighton, England I've just turned 18, and I thought I'd do something to mark the event. I've already got a few piercings (both eyebrows, septum, 1 cartiledge, tragus, industrial, vertical industrial - behind the ear jobbie, 5mm stretched tongue, tongue frenum, nipple, ankle, 7 surface up my leg and a PA). I've had the PA for over a year now, and I was getting kinda bored. I just got a new girlfriend, who, although shocked at first now likes the PA. So I thought I'd get the foreskin pierced. I was considering an Amp, but the idea of wearing the foreskin continuously back didn't appeal to me. So on with my experience:
I was gonna do the piercing myself, but knowing the girlfriends view on self piercing, and the fact she didn't want me to get it in the first place (it was the 2 weeks without sex she objected to) I thought I'd better get it done in a shop, just to keep the peace.
I went down to perforations with my younger bro. Got in the shop (thank fuck as it was raining) and there was no-one else in there (except the staff obviously). They all know me and asked wot I wanted this time. I reasponded "foreskin ta", still smiling at this point. I only had to wait a couple of mins before someone was ready to stick a whacking great needle thru my dick. Obviously I could barely hide my excitement at this point (bollox!) I went downstairs and into the room, where I laid down on their chair like thingy. My bro came down too, which surprised me as he ain't into piercing, with only his eyebrow, which I did. Dropped me draws and let the nice man have a fiddle.
He asked where I wanted it, and me being the helpful person I am pointed out where I'd ideally like my new hole. He marked the bastard with a black dot. Then he pulled my foreskin back a couple of times, just to check that would be ok then we were ready to do the deed. I still wasn't nervous at this point, after having a 2.4mm needle thru the head of my cock (which was only my 3rd piercing may I add) I figured a 1.6 thru the foreskin couldn't be too bad.
He stuck a nice nice shiny pair of duval clamps down the side of me knob and clamped me shut (all very pleasant). He asked me if I wanted to say a prayer or sommit (sarcastic bastard, always was). After rejecting that idea he threw a razor sharp piece of steel thru my most prized possession. Not an once of pain. Then he removed the clamps, and needle, just leaving the plastic recieving tube. He chopped that down a bit and fetched the ring. I was getting a shiny 1.6x16 BCR. Superb. Dropped the ring in with no prob, then came to getting the ball in. It's at this point in time I felt I'd rather be shaggin' a dead donkey than in a piercing shop. Bastard got me foreskin caught in the ring openers and squashed the living fuck out of it. However, a quiet word in ear and that small matter was resolved. Ball in and all going well. Not even any blood yet.
He got some tissue and folded (nice and neatly now) it and wrapped it round my newly modified member. I even excerted some effort and held it in place for him while he grabbed some sellotape and taped it on (note: make sure they don't tape it to ur pubes, cos boy, does it hurt getting it off). All fine and dandy, up with my trousers before the gay rumours start, and back upstairs to pay for the priviledge of being mutilated and having sex withheld. (well they wouldn't let me out the shop otherwise)
Drove home. Still no pain. Or blood. Doing well. Had a shower. Boy, fuck, pain. Learnt not to play with it.
It got progressively more painful the rest of the day and thru the nite. Still didn't bleed tho, well not enough to bother mentioning. Next day when I woke, mother fucking jesus, did it hurt. AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH. Quick, remove boxers and let's investigate me todger. Only advantage I could see was it was bigger than ever before. Disadvantage: because it was swollen as shit. Plus it was all red. Not exactly gonna pull the birds in like this was I. (no change so far then)!! Next few days had 2 showers or baths a day, washed it in water, maybe shower gel if I was feeling brave (i never was a big one for cleaning my piercings). On 3rd day I felt like I had a 3 gallon backlog, and having a wank wasn't optional, it was manditory. Located me best porn vid and gave the monkey a slow, gentle spank, massaging all over, except round my new hole. Tried pulling the foreskin back, then decided I'd rather chop it off than try that just yet. Eventually got wot I was aimin g for, but I was in pain. I left it for another couple of days after that episode. The swelling was still prominent, but least most of redness had gone now. I decided the ring had to go. It looked shite, and it was flapping about, and I figured that might be wot was causing it to hurt so much when I walked. In went a 9mm labret. Fucked it up a couple of times trying to get the bastard in, but finally managed it. Then, just for fun, stuck a glow in the dark ball on it.
Next day all was going well with the labret. A vast percentage of the swelling had gone down and it was slowly returning to it's original (if not so impressive) size. Gagging for it again. It's bonnnnnnnnnnnnner time. Masturbating never seemed so inviting. Not so much pain this time. In fact, very little. Cracked one off day after that too. Hurt even less. Next day (which is today) haven't felt the need to release my seed on the world yet. Might just leave it. It's doing so well I'm considering getting the bird round tomorrow (if she's forgiven me for getting it done yet) and try my luck. I figure if I warm her up well first, and wear a condom my rocks might be well and truly off, without pain even getting a look in. That's the plan anyhow.
Overview: Don't hurt when u do it. Does swell. Hurts for few days after (a lot). All in all not a bad piercing. Get it done (girls be patient. u'll thank us 4 it in the end). X