As a child I always thought of piercing as something "punks" did and I never expected myself to even pierce on of my lobes. Then while working at a summer camp I came along the hottest chick I'd ever met in my entire life...and she had an eyebrow ring that I badly wanted to sploog on. After camp was finished I went and got my eyebrow pierced on a whim because she said they were hot on guys...didn't even take time to think about it, and I found out that piercing kicks ass and I wanted more.
At A Glance Author The Tick Contact The Tick@bme.anon Artist myself Studio my living room Location ontario About a month after I pierced my lobes and loved them...then about 3 months after that I pierced my labret and lemme tell you, the ladies love the way it looks and the way it feels if you know what i'm saying...actually my labret fell out while dancing once and the chick i was doin freeked out on my because it took me like 4 months to get it redone and she missed the way i tickled her clitty with it.
Anyway, one day I was looking on the net for jewelry and i found bme...lemme tell you, this is THE best body mod site on the net.
I was looking around and i just so happened to stumbled apon the genetal piercings, who doesn't happen to do the same right? I'm not saying im a perv or anything. ANYWAY, I saw the forskins and i thought, shit i got one of those, i think i'll stick a needle through it!! So, I read as many of these as it took to get the general idea of how to do it, got some ice out, boiled a tiny nail in water, got an old CBR ready, and laid a towel at my feet. Totally not the right equipment, but i didnt care, still don't. Though if you're thing of this, get the right stuff so your weiner doesn't end up falling off or anything drastic like that!
I didn't have a clue what I was doing, i forgot to think again...so after about an hour of icing up the big t-bowski, i stabbed it and it hurt like a mother until i got it through, then i didnt feel anything!
It looked like shit but i loved it like it was one of my own....until it migrated out...
About five months later i decided i was gonna do it again so i boiled the stuff up but i didn't ice it this time...i chose a spot further from the tip. I put on some slayer to get me pumped up for the brutallity i was about to commit. It did its job because my adrenaline was goin like crazy. This time and reefed it in there, POP! PERFECT!! I loved it even more this time. The last one was like having a retarded baby, it's not perfect but you love it, this one was abso-freekin-lutly beautiful. After staring in complete and utter awe for like 5 million years i got dressed and called up a friend and told her what i did. She wanted to see it so I showed her and she immediatly slobbed my knob...ok so that part wasn't true, a man can dream can't he? It was too sore to be having anything slob on it for a while anyway. Only took about 3 weeks to heal and it looks great, now i need to try it out on an unsuspecting lady type. I hope i don't hook up with a chick with a piercing downstairs aswell and we do literally hook up.
If you're a guy that enjoys body mod and you've got a gentile cock (jews circumcise) then stab it and decorate it like me, you'll be totally and fully satisfied! I mean, shit, there's so many things you can do with it, you can look at it, play with it, do a chick with it, look at it, hang your keys from it, and you could spend hours and hours looking at it too! I hope I never grow bored of it, i prbly won't. I'm actually thinking about doing up a frenum next, that looks like cool shit, and i hear it feels damn good while doin the nasty deed.
By reading this anyone could easily tell im a college kid with nuthing but sex and beer on the brain.
Oh yeah, drink MOOSEHEAD beer too! (It's an east coast canadian lager that'll make you say "damn this is some good east coast canadian lager") It's the best for just chilling or funneling like 8 of them and running aroung naked yelling at birds for chirping!
Later.
The Tick.