This is the story of self-piercing my startled penis with 2 dydoes.
At A Glance Author Lee Contact xcortme@aol.com Artist myself Studio my bathroom, in the tub Location Dallas Piercing my penis is something I had thought about for a number of years but just never had the guts (balls?) to walk into one of those tattoo/piercing shops to get it done. Im not really the shy type but could never imagine myself walking into one of those places with a strait face and asking some 20 year old punk stranger to pierce my manhood. Besides, no one cares for my manhood more than I do (with the exception of maybe my girlfriend).
For me at least, none of this could have been possible without the BME websight (a non-paid endorsement, ha ha). You see, for months I have been browsing the pics and reading of other peoples experiences. I choose the Dydoes because I found them to be the coolest looking genital piercing that would still allow me to pee like a man. The next step was getting the supplies to do it myself. Thanks to BME, it was a piece of cake. I first ordered a 14g needle, plenty of EMLA, and some "No Bleed" stuff (just in case, but hoping not to have to use it). I then ordered two 5/8 inch barbells from BME. At last I had every thing I needed but the time. When I was laid-off work 2 weeks ago I figured I had run out of excuses and the time was right.
Yesterday, on 02/08/01 I decided it was time. First I covered the head of my penis in EMLA. Forget the 10-20 minutes recommended on the package, I left it on for about 45 minutes until I was totally numbed. I then whipped the stuff off and made little marks on where I wanted the first entry and exit points to be. Here came the moment of truth. I firmly pushed the needle under the top of the crown of my penis. I felt no pain, but could feel the pressure of the needle going in and cutting the spongy like material that the head of the penis is made of. When I first met a little resistance I decided that I would back off for a minute and that's when the blood started to flow (not spewing, just lots of drops). Thinking this was a little more than I bargained for, I puss'ed out and retracted the needle from my penis. The blood flow stopped immediately afterwards and I decided that I would try again a short while later (after adding more EMLA, and regaining some composure).
Approx 30 minutes later I was ready to give it another go and was determined to push that needle through. The second attempt was less bloody and, at times, I was really putting some pressure on that needle to get it through. It only took me about 2 minutes to get the needle all the way through but thought it looked great! The hardest part was getting the barbell to replace the needle that was hanging out of both ends of my penis. One area where I may have messed up was getting a barbell the same gauge as the needle. Even though the needle was hollow, the barbell would not fit inside of it so I was forced to just butt the two ends together and push. Of course, halfway through the penis the two become separated and the needle finds its way out. With the barbell only half way through, I was forced to "feel" for the just created path. About five minutes later I found it and quickly screwed in the other end of the barbell. Success !!! And it looked great !!!
Now, I was ready for the other. But, just as I was about to start, my roommate comes home from work. Being a rather private person I decide Ill perform my 2nd dydoe at my girlfriends house while she was at work. So, I go to her house and do the same prep. EMLA, and putting a small amount of water in the tub so the blood will not stain it. The 2nd time went off without a hitch and with little blood. In addition, I had gotten creative. Once the needle was all the way through, I ran a hair pin through it. I then placed the other end of the hair pin inside the barbell. The needle and barbell stayed butt to butt all the way through and the procedure was over with quickly. (Also, I failed to mention, but when your pushing the needle out and the barbell in, it helps if you apply plenty of spit for lubrication and speed).
Its now the 2nd day after my piercing and today I slightly modified one of the barbells. I wanted the last one to be slightly straighter so I did the above procedure in reverse and then re-routed the exit point just before exiting. I am now one happy camper! I have two great looking dydoes in the 1130 and 1230 positions. Both are essentially strait, fairly deep, with the barbells on the end of the posts only about 3/16 inch apart. Just the way I wanted them!
Aftercare. For the first few nights or week I plan to sleep with a sock over my penis and balls. I did this last night and awoke with just a couple small blood stains. The pain has been mild. At times I feel pressure down there but its tolerable. I also bought some Epsom salt and will soak my penis in it atleast once daily for a few weeks. In addition, the head of my penis around the passages the barbells lie is dark red. Im thinking this will clear up in a few weeks, much like a bruise. I also bought some Epsom salt and will soak my penis in it atleast once daily for a few weeks.
Hope you enjoyed reading about my experience and that maybe you learned something from it. Good luck!