Please sir, i want some more!?
At A Glance Author spiff Contact spiff@bme.anon Artist i call him pierce Studio House of pain Location Oslo, Norway I can't exactly say that i' m that smart, but to me and my friend Eric, EVERYTHING becomes a matter of principles. Like the time i made the (at that time) stupidest and (later on) smartest bet ever.
I'm no stranger to piercing... not exactly experienced either, but at least i know what it's about. For god's sakes, i took my first piercing when i was 13 years old. It was an eyebrow piercing (awfully mainstream, i know) but it should count for something...? After all, i was the first person at my school (except those little daddy's-little-girl-sluts with navel piercing, of course). Anyway, after my first and second eyebrow- piercing's, my labret, first nipple, tongue and second nipple, i figured i should be thinking about a genital piercing. I had been giving it a thought every now and the, but never considered it seriously. At the time i also had plans about branding around my biceps, a tattoo, and pocketing- ring on my finger.. All of these together are the reason i stumbled across bmezine. It truly was a miracle..! I bet you're thinking "get to the point, get to the point you stupid wannabe- writer!".. Well, hold your horses, here's the story...
As i said before, at once i found bmezine i started to look through the male piercing- section, reading the experiences and looking at the pictures. I could sit for several hours every day, even though it didn't exactly shorten down my absence, looking at men's dicks, that i got a new job where i got paid to do like, nothing (five times a week, that is!)... I figured i might as well surf the web while i was sitting there. What specially intrigued me was the apadravya. I showed it to Eric, and he said it was a "pussy- piercing", not even close to being as cool as his Dydoe. What? This one here hurts 10 times more than your stupid dydoe! "Wanna bet?" said Eric, with the biggest smile on his face. He knew i had to take the bet to prove him wrong. That bastard planned it all along! The bet was like this: i was going to pierce my dick three times. First one dydoe, then the apadravya, and finally the second dydoe. If i did them all at the same time, he would pay them all for me. If i didn't take them all, I'd have to pay for them myself, plus i had to treat him witch any piercing he'd like.
I bet all of you, most of you... ok, SOME of you are thinking that I'm a totally wuzz and all, since Eric is betting that i can't go through with it? Well, i have EXTREMELY low pain- tolerance, and i remember when i was gonna pierce my tongue, and everyone said didn't hurt at all... I'm telling you, it HURT like a mother!
I got nauseous just thinking about THREE goddamn piercing's in my body's most sensitive area, at the SAME TIME! Shit. Fuck. The next day Eric called the studio and made the appointment, that son of a bitch. Fortunately they didn't have anything available 'till next week, so i was saved by the bell... for now.
Next week came too fast, and i was so nervous i almost peed in my pants. Eric was running around looking forward to see me crawl and scream in pain, and was filming me (he had managed to trick me into letting him film me) and being just one big pain in the ass. I figured i could "screw up" and "accidentally" say that i was only 17, and not old enough to take this piercing... I was desperate, trying to figure out how to get out of this mess, when i suddenly felt this warm calmness over me. It's like the point of no return, where you're thinking, "what the hell, why not make the best out of it..?". And after 6 previous piercing's and one really handsome tattoo, I've discovered a little trick, witch sure as hell works for me: Just think about all of the nerds around the world who's got piercing and shit. If they've made it, and survived (unfortunately i might add) then I'm not gonna be any worse. I'm better than they are, damn it! I'm badder, cooler, and tougher...! It works for me anyway.
The piercer was the same guy who had pierced both of my nips and my tongue, and i could see in his eyes he though i was gonna have a breakdown or something. I don't blame him after my tongue- piercing- freak- out- incident.. i don't remember especially much from when i entered the studio and until i left. I was fu*ked up, I didn't think nervousness could do this to people... but i actually fell down tons of times, i was shivering, i stuttered like a little bitch... and as i said i can't remember a goddamn thing. Most of this eric told me later on, and some of it was even videotaped, but most of this story i can't remember myself. Supposedly, the piercer (i think i'll call him pierce from now on, much easier that way..) checked my dick to see if the dydoes would "work" on me, "unfortunately" it did. He asked me what gauge the jewellery's I wanted to have, and i have know idea what the hell that means.. i know it has something to do with the thickness of the ring/barbell, but wither it's 14g or 5... i don't know, i just picked the nicest one. I laid down in the dentist chair, and i remember thinking it was kinda funny to lay there and stare at the ceiling(i think i was kinda disillusioned and all), and I remember counting down from 5... AND THE PAIN! And the rush...! "please sir, I want some more.." I had never EVER had a feeling as good as this! "Take the best orgasm you've ever had. Multiply it with a thousand and you're still not close". one down two to go... from the next piercing, i can't remember anything.. except the white spots flying around over me. They where pretty to look at...the third pierce woke me up from my hallucination- acid- trip- dream like thing. This one was painful. I figured it can be best described as beating a rusty needle through your cock. Not a very pleasant thought, but i promise you it's a hell of a lot worse when it's "your ass". But again, the rush, and the feeling. oh, the feeling! It's like nothing matters anymore, the world could fall into a black hole, and we would all burn i hell...SO? IT DOESN'T MATTER! I can only compare it to skydiving, fear and "pain" together with a slash of adrenaline, and V̉ILA!
It was over quickly though, and after 30 minutes i could walk normally again. Pierce even congratulated me when i was done, and told me he have never done dydoes before.. That's about the time i fainted, i think. I'm really glad he didn't told me half an hour ago, or else i would never, not in a million years sat down in that chair.
i know it sounds painful, IT IS painful, but, I swear to god, it's worth it, and a lot more!
By the way.. Eric(that son of a biatch)...WON THE BET! Not that it made any difference, I gladly paid the price myself... and i never did give him the money... it's been 3 months now, and it has totally healed. I haven't tried to have sex yet, but i have tried to masturbate, and i'm tellin ya: it feels gooooood! When i first went to pierce junior, i wanted the apadravya, but NOTHING is cooler then the cock i'm now the proud owner of.. i definitely recommend dydoes at 11 and 1 o'cock (haha, get it?) and an apadravya...