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Lets see. the last time i was there was when i sent in my frenum story(finally got it done) in nov 99. The story continues.Jan 2000. It was a dark stormy night... oops sorry snoopy. It was 7 jan and i decided to get my tongue done (the dydoes story is really here ..just keep reading) chris did it with no problems. then in march i got my vertical nipples done. then my tongue web.then my ear twice. a hafada. two more frenums(these will publish later) navel done twice. but here is the story you want.
I had read about the dydoes and was interested, so i called Chris and talked to him about it. He answered all my questions and offered some suggestions about placement. I set up and appointment with him to have it done.
When I arrived I was surprised to find the shop very busy as normally a saturday early evening is slow, but i went in and he said he would work me in between pierces and tatts. I said no problem, so i hung out and watched 4 ears and three tongues being done.His shop is set up so the most of the pierces can be watched unless he closes the curtians around the piercing booths.Then came my turn. he stared closinig thr curtians around one of the pierce booths, a young female asked what he was doing. Chris said"fixing to do a male pierceing" she asked what , he looked at me , I shrugged my shoulders and her told her "dydoes" she said whats that, he told her. She turned bright red.
Chris then asked me if I was ready to get ready. I told him yes. He left me in the booth with the same porn mag that i had lookded at last year.I laughed and told him to update his reading materail. He just grinned and said a private room was being built as to provide a more private enviroment. Then he left. It was very awkward trying to get ready while sorrounded by laughing, talking, and background noises. after about ten minutes,I heard Chris tell every one to leave the shop for a few minutes. I really appreciated this,after a few minutes i finally was able to achieve what was needed.He came in made some dots on the ridges and laid out his gear.
He told me thathe would not be able to use forceps but that was a good thing for me. I told him that was fine g ahead. the first side stung I mean really stung.He asked me when i was going to get the other side done. I told him NOw as long as i was there DO IT. Chris looked at me , shook his head and said ok dude.He had me turn around on the table. asked if I was sure. I said yes(not really.. but I could not back out)Man oh Man that was a hurtful son of a bitch.I saw white lights with black sparkles. but it was over in about 100 years. Chris later told me that not many people get both done at once. No shit. I went back three weeks later and got shorter bars.All in al it was worth it.My next pierce will be a dolphin. any questions just let me know.
As far as the healing went it went fine. I did learn that for the first week it is very uncomfortable and messy to get an erection. I woke up sunday morning with bloddy shorts on. It freaked me out . It cleaned out quickly. I did the salt water soaks which are really good as the salt water pulls the crusties and other nasty stuff out.I now have 16 pierces, and it takes almost an hour to clean them all.Cleanliness is the key to happy pierces. One thing i do about every three months is to take them all our(not at the same time) soak them in listerene for an hour, rinse in hot water, soak the pierces in a sea salt solution for three minutes then re-install the jewlery. works for me.
One thing that gives me a laugh is that several pictures were taken as to be added to the piercers portfolio. I have always enjoyed watchin people look at the pics(especially mine) and hear them say "ewww or oh shit look at this, that must of hurt" I would laugh and say not really, then I get this wierd look and the usual question Is that really You??.
I got the negatives for my frenum ladder and took it to the local Eckards photo lab. There was a nice young girl(20 or 21) working there. I walked up and told her i needed to get a reprint from a negative. She said no problem. I then told her it was picture of a piercing. she said REALLY??? I said yes and would that be a problem.She told me no as long as there were no other people in the pic or any erection or any thing or person touching the pierce in an pornographic way. I told her nope as mr happy was not in any mood at that particular time as he had just had a needle shoved thru him. Any way i got the reprints and the girls phone number.