Striving to be unique
At A Glance
Author Jimmy
Contact zorknoft@hotmail.com
When Two years ago
Well I guess it all started the first time I watched Stangeland. After seeing the picture of the ampallang I knew I had to have one. I was into piercing and generally enjoyed pain. So after Many months of contemplation I finally called my cousin, who is a professional body modification artist. We made arrangements for him to bring over all the materials so I could be pierced. I was fine until he started setting everything up. I am aware of all the things that could go wrong like migration, and infection. However, I think my biggest fear was that I might get excited.

So by the time It was time to get naked. Nervous, was an understatement. I had decided on a twelve gauge, and once I saw the needle I was anything but excited. As I was being prepared with clamps, marks, and benzodine I tried really hard to go into a meditative state, and managed to get somewhat relaxed. At first it wasn't bad at all, but once the needle passed into the urethra, and out the other side it was a whole new story. If any one says this piercing doesn't hurt, they're full of it. I have a high tolerance for pain, and I'll tell you straight up. This hurt. So, to help deal with the pain I decided to get drunk. That wasn't the best idea. It got rid of the pain, but ended up making the bleeding worse. I ended up bleeding through my underwear, And staining my lazy boy.

Of course the next day I had to go and show it off to all of my friends, none of them would believe me until they saw it. There were at least four girls that wanted to be the first to try it out. Of course I had no interest in having sex at the time, and had been told I should wait six months. The after care was actually quite annoying. I used sea salt water in a small glass to prevent infection, So I had to stick myself into this glass of warm water at least three times a day for like a week. Also, it bled for five days. Not really a lot of blood about an ounce at first, gradually less until there wasn't any at all. By far the worst part was when I'd get an erection, which would wake me up in agony three to four times a night. After about a week, things were getting back to normal. It would still hurt when I'd get an erection, but I thought that was normal. It was about a month later that I realized that there was something wrong.

It still hurt every time I got erect, and there were little indentations on either side of the piercing, That were really red and swollen. I went into a panic. I was sure that the piercing was migrating, and that I'd either have a really bad scar, or the tip of my penis would be split in two. Luckily It didn't take me long to realize that the barbell was just to short, So I set out to find A longer one, which isn't half as easy as it sounds. It took me just over two weeks to find one that was longer, but not ridiculously long. Once I got the barbell changed the painful erections soon dissipated, as well as the indentations and swelling. I ended up only waiting three months before I had sex. It defiantly felt different but I can't really explain how. I was really worried about using a condom due to the balls rolling possibly causing a tear, but I haven't had that happen. Some unexpected events that did happen include split stream urination, and getting caught on rouge strings, or in the hole in my underwear. Either of which can be quite uncomfortable, and a little embarrassing. I've thought a lot about completing the iron cross by adding the vertical counterpart, or extending a ladder, but my wife don't want to go that long without sex, and says that it would be to uncomfortable. So I've decided I'm going to get a tattoo of a dragon instead.

I'd have to say the best part of my ampallang is showing it off Even the people that have Prince Albert's think that I'm crazy. I've had my piercing for over two years now , and have no intention of ever removing it. About all the horror stories you might of heard I've never lost the balls or had anything bad happen. Also, I've never had any complaints. I would defiantly recommend this piercing to anyone that was interested. It's a great conversation piece at parties. It has a wonderful effect on horny people. It will help you get laid. Just be ready for A little pain and make sure your barbell is long enough, and of course take excellent care of any piercing you get. Especially if it is on your Penis or vagina.


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