A PA, and a suit

At A Glance
Author Ncl Dude
Contact ncl.bd.dude@bigfoot.com
Artist Pete
Studio Pete and Amandas
Location Milton Keynes, UK
A pierce dick, and a suit....

I'm 30 now, and until I was about 24 I lead an 'extreme' lifestyle. Partying, giging, partaking in extreme sport and all the stuff young people get up to. The I left University, walking into a full time job, and shortly ended up getting married and starting a family. Life started to fall into a hum-drum pattern. I'm not saying that things weren't exciting, they were, but I needed a little 'danger' in my life.

Finally I decided that I needed to do something new, but what could I do that would still let me go to work every day, and not interfere with my work? That's when I got into the body mod scene.

Things started slowly with wearing cock-rings and the like into the office. This gave me the feeling of doing something 'naughty' with complete safety from being caught. I started to feel a bit like a rebel.

One day (about 2 years ago) I was walking home, and passed a shop I'd seen on hundreds of other occasions, a tattoo parlour that also did body piercing. My wife is dead set against tattoos, so the idea of a piercing appealed to me, but where ?? After doing some research, and also considering that I had to be able to conceal it I left myself with 2 options. Nipple or genital. I settle on getting my nipple and set off down to shop. When I arrived I spent about 10 minutes looking around, and then the guy asked me what I wanted. I didn't believe my ears when I heard myself say a PA. Anyway off into the back room he took me, and I fulled down my trowsers and sat on a dentists type chair. He told me not to look and so I started at the ceiling. Without any anaesthetic he stuck the needle through my dick. I knew it was coming so was braced for it, and I was surprised it didn't hurt as much as I expected. After a minute of tugging, he said it was over and I looked down. Although there was a bit of blood, there was my dick with a shiny new ring through it. I felt great. The initial piecing was a 1.8x20mm bead capture ring. That night there was a bit more bleeding, but almost no pain from the site. After about a month, I managed to get hold of a larger ring, and put that in. After about a year I was up to a 6x30mm ring. This great, as I walked around the office I could feel the rind dangling between my legs making my dick swing. My wife didn't seem to unhappy about I either, and has never asked me to take it out...

A few weeks ago I decided that I was getting bored again, and so off I went to the shop again. I felt that the PA was quite and easy option, and wanted something more 'hard core'. What I wanted was a dolphin, but the guy had never done one before and wasn't keen, what I settled on was an Amphallang. This is a piecing from side to side, through the head of the penis, through the urethra. This time, since there was more 'meat' involved, I went for something to dull the pain, and the guy gave me this cream to smear on. I took out my PA, bunged on the cream, stuck a condom over my dick, and waited about an hour. When my turn came it was the strangest thing. My dick, from about half way up, was totally numb. I felt I could have wacked it off the bench without feeling it. The piercer clamped me up, and this time I decided to watch. The needle went in, and was followed by a 1.8x35mm bar. There was no blood this time (which surprised me), and so off home I went. I decided to leave my PA out for a few days, just to let things heal up.

I still have my foreskin, and that night was uncomfortable. The bar was too wide to fit under my foreskin, and if I pulled the skin back, it tugged on the bar. Other than that there was no pain. After a week, I went back and go a smaller gauge bar, which was only 30mm long. I though the smaller gauge would at least give me a chance of getting the bar through the hole after I took out the original bar. As it happens I shouldn't have worried. The original bar came out, and the new one went it so easily I went straight back and bought the large gauge bar in the same length. I also bought 2.0 and 2.4mm bars. The piercing has completely healed now, just 2 weeks later, and I'm already stretching it with the 2.0mm bar, which I put in 2 days ago. The 2.4 bar is still a bit tight, although I try to get it in every day and it's getting easier..

I've now got my PA in as well, and all this metal in my dick is just a huge turn on.

Where to next ?? I've been playing around with the piercing a bit, and I've managed to get a ring going in each of the three holes, intertwining them in my urethra. That's fun since they hold each other up (will get a picture posted asap). The next thing I want is the reverse PA, just to finish the set.

A mate of mine who knows about the piercings (it was a bit difficult to hide it in the changing room shows) asked me when I was going to take them out, "being a man now", and I simply said "Why should I. They don't hurt anyone, I like them , and so does my wife!!"

The PA was an absolute dream, effectively self cleaning, and no pain even from the start, but the amphallang was just astounding. I can't believe I'm stretching it after on 2 weeks. I DEFINITELY recommend either of these piercings to anyone.


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