Better than Sex

At A Glance Author Envy Contact Envy@bme.anon Artist Cameron Studio Acme Body Piercing Location Cincinnati

Last spring I decided to embark on my first genital piercing - the ampallang. It took me a long time to decide whether or not to do it. I investigated about it. I talked to some different piercers and also looked it up on the net. I found that the ampallang is more or less a permanent piercing, meaning that once it goes in, it should stay in for the rest of my life, unless there are complications. I also learned that the ampallang is one of the more dangerous piercings too. Apparently, there is a lot of room for mistake. If there is a mistake, then that could mean uncontrollable bleeding from out the cock. How this could happen is if somehow the needle doesn't go

directly through the urethra, but nips is. That would be very bad. However I knew from the very first time I saw a picture of it in a book called Modern Primitives I was oddly drawn to it, despite the implications. I figured that I do want it as a permanent piercing. I want to have a piece of metal through my cock or the rest of my life. That is who I am. One of my passions in this world is body modification...oh the beauty, and function, and the actual feeling of the piercing!! The only thing that slightly bothered me was the risk. Then I figured that why not take the risk? If I find a good piercer that I should be relatively safe. Being from Cincinnati and knowing the different parlors down there I knew that if I chose Acme Body Piercing then I would be in good hands. And so!, finally after much deliberation I knew that it was right for me. I knew this was what I wanted!!

My friend Scottie Too Hottie and I took a trip down to Acme Body Piercing on Short Vine down in Cincinnati on a wonderfully beautiful spring afternoon. It really couldn't have been a better day. It was only of those happy days. We went in and bullshited with the people for a bit. I remember seeing this really hot chic and wondering what sex would be like after I do this. I have heard say it is a sexual enhancer, kind of like pleasure knobs on either side of the head.

I sat in the parlor for about 10 minutes before my piercer took me in to the back room. By then I was getting a little antsy. He sat me down on a dentist's chair and leaned me back. As I was unzipping my pants to take out my cock, he realized that this was my first genital piercing. He commented on how I was starting off with one of the more extreme piercings down there. I just smiled and nodded. Cameron, my piercer, began the whole process of marking up the head of my cock and then putting on the forceps. When all of the preparation was complete he gave me the whole take a big deep breath schpeel, and then it happened!!!!

Now I must stop to relate what I felt here, for it was truly better than any thing I had every felt before. Think about when you are having sex or masturbating, and during your climax and ultimately during the orgasm, for a split second everything in the world is absolutely perfect and a supreme sense of relaxation sweeps over you like a flash flood. I absolutely love that feeling. That is why sex is so good. Now picture feeling that for more than a split second. Picture feeling that for a good five to ten minutes. That's what I felt. When that needle plunged itself into the head of my cock I experienced pain like I never felt before. That pain was so incredibly intense! I liked it a lot, but not because of the actual feeling of pain, for the pain only initially lasted a second or two. But what I really enjoyed was when that ultra-intense pain subsided it left me in a state of bliss just like I had just had the greatest orgasm of all time.

After about fifteen minutes I managed to release my self from the chair and got up. That orgasm left me a bit incapacitated. I think that Cameron received a pretty nice rush out of it too. He said that not too many people come in for the ampallang. I remember smiling, uncontrollably. Going out into the front lobby, my friend Scottie Too Hottie asked how it was. I just shook my head and smiled. I could not speak just yet. However, one word did manage to slip out from my lips, cigarette. Think about it for a second. How can I not have a cigarette after something like that? Come on. That dirty stick tasted so good, just like they do after sex. Getting my ampallang done was indeed better that sex!!!!! I highly recommend it.