At A Glance
Author	Joshua
Contact	JoshBlosh@hotmail.com
IAM	Jaashua
When	Two years ago
Artist	Jamie
Studio	Jamie's Den
Location	Jamie's House

Before

So it all started out with hey Andy lets get our nipples pierced. I was in 10th grade Andy in 9th and we both loved piercings. Only problem with that was our parents didn't. The idea of nipple piercings had many benefits. One they were out of sight. Two we could have a cool piercing. Three our parents wouldn't find out. We got ourselves all hyped up about this and were so excited. We of course went to bme for information and pictures so we would have some idea of what we were doing. We still had no clue but we didn't know that we thought we were pros.

First Try

So Andy and me spent the night at Jamie's. (my future love machine)waited for here parents to go to bed, then got out some safety pins. (I know I know DUMB!)Sterilized them with rubbing alcohol and the stove. Since I'm a wimp I of course let Andy go first and boy was I glad he did. We started by getting his nipple hard with ice then Jamie attempting to push it through but couldn't. She was bending the needle pushing with all her might it went in like a centimeter. So we gave up and decided we needed a stronger needle and would get one the next day

Second Try

So wheres the best place to buy piercing needles you ask? No contrary to what you believe it's not your local piercing studio it's Big Lots and what section in big lots you ask. It's none other than the Sewing aisle. So we went and found a pack of sewing needles found these huge ones for $.99 and went and payed for them. We went to Jamie's House all excited about our future piercings.It was decided that I would get my left one done and Andy would get his right one done kind of like a Bond between us. I of course offered Andy the chance to be experimented and hacked at first. Jamie could get it through but had to use a peace of cardboard to keep the dull side of the needle from hurting her. Of course the first attempt was very crooked so she did it again. Then Came my turn oh my god i was so scared. I'm such a baby. So they held me down iced my nipple Jamie began to shove it through the only pain that was ever worse than this was when I popped out my kneecap.I couldn't believe Andy had taken it so well (Just a couple owes here and there)I wanted to cry it hurt so bad. The ice didn't make it numb or anything it of course made it hurt more So after what felt like hours it was through so i put erasers on both sides and decided to walk around like that for a couple of days.

After

So I felt so cool going into school with this big needle in my tittie. Boy was this a dumb idea you know what was popular back when I was in tenth grade? TITTIE TWISTERS. So I of course received one on my fresh piercing. That hurt but only bled a little. After about 3 days I was sick and tired of that nasty bloody needle. So I took it out and shove a barbel in it. It was so beautiful or so I thought. I couldn't stop staring at it in the mirror. I was so proud I had went through all that pain and lived to tell about it. I showed it to everyone. Even My Teachers. Who of course thought it was disgusting. So The next week I decided to have the other one pierced. So both of my nipples could be permanently erect and crooked. This of course went just like the first one with lots of winning done by me, but at least that time we didn't use ice so it didn't hurt as much. About 10 months later I disliked them a lot they were crooked and pierced to deep so I had weird looking nipples. I was very self-conscious in swim class. So I took them out.(Andy had already taken his out like a week after we had gotten them done and was lucky enough to have perfectly fine nipples.) I still wish I didn't because now I just have scared weird looking nipples that could probably never be pierced the right way for no reason.

Now
I still don't hate DIY Piercings I just don't recommend them. I like them cause I'm a wimp and a piercer would probably get irritated with me winning before a new piercing. Even though I hate how my nipples look I'll always have a reminder of how dumb I was and a memory about my fun childhood years. Also thanks to this we now know Jamie should never ever become a professional piercer.