At A Glance Author phatchamps Contact phatchamps@bme.anon When Three months ago Artist a very nice YOUNG guy Studio KAOZ Location Pensacola, FL
Well to start out I've been feeling really old lately, what with having teenage children and just gravity catching up with me . I hadn't been really impressed with the fact that the "girls" had gone south for the winter as I had always considered them one of me best features, and I just wanted to do something to try to get myself out of me funk....
I got a tat for my 27th b-day and had really been wanting another,I had been trying to figure out something that would really mean alot to me. Well anyway my friend went off with some coworkers one afternoon and came back with her nipples pierced and I was completely floored. I told her at first she was crazy but the more I saw it when we were hanging out the hotter I thought it looked so I finally joked to my husband one day that I had rings for all my fingers,on my toes so I was going to have to find a new place to start wearing jewelry, he laughed and said "what are you going to get your nips pierced?" I said actually yes. Well that led to much ribbing because I'm a 44DD and he said well look if you get 'em done when they start to sag you can just use a chain to go from to the other, run it behind your neck and save the $12,000 on a boob job....Cute huh?
Anyway, we were out x-mas shopping on x-mas eve and Kaoz had some signs out that they were to 1/2 price tats for the day. Well he had been hemming and haaing around for awhile and we had been in Kaoz more than a few times so off we went kids and all (kids:boys 15,13 )
to do the kinda shopping that brings the most joy(HAHA)
My husband picked out his tat first and thought I ws going to get a tat but then I said oh no I'm going for it.
Now I've had a lot of medical problems so I have a really high pain threshhold but I was still pretty scared but of course at that moment being the oldest person in the building I wasn't going to look like a pussy.
I told the girl at the counter that I wanted to get my nipples pierced, so I filled out the paperwork and paid for his tat and my piercing and she asked if i wanted a male or female piercer. Heck I said does it really matter who sees my boobs at this point. She told me the guy who was up next would be right back if I just wanted to sit down for alittle while . Well while I was waiting the shop proceeded to fill up, I'm sitting on the couch with my boys and she comes out and loudly anounces "you're the one getting her nipples pireced, right?" Needless to say my sons almost croaked.
The whole piercing process is basicly a blur,the young guy was very nice . He got me chatting with him to calm my nerves asked if I wanted barbells or cbr (rings for me). He said the clamp would be the worst and I can't say it was even that uncomfortable,(who knows maybe the old broad is turning into a freak haha). I can say the weirdest thing that happened was when he did the first one I swear i got the warm flush and shudder of a small orgasm ,um, it REALLY wasn't bad.
They have been healing great. I do the sea salt soaks religiously. They got a little irritated this weekend when my husband bought me two beautiful nipple sheilds and the person at the shop reccomended Dragon's Mist. I love it.
I've already got 6 regular piercings in one ear and three in the other I'm thinking of getting and Industrial on my right ear next. I know tatoos are addictive because ever since the first one I've wanted more,I guess piercings are the same. For the time being the girl bits are a "no fly zone". It took enough courage to put my "girls" in the hands of another man(who looked young enough to be my son) yet alone walk in and put my "bits" in someones face. I know folks do it all the time and I wish I had their courage.
Well my kids have seen my boobs more in the last couple of monthes than they have since their dad and I got together. My oldest son says that now I'm in style,their little buddies have moms with navel rings but he doesn't know anyone with pierced nips so I guess he earns brownie points for that.
I went form spending my weekends doing the time warp to scouts and campouts and now well.......I guess the old girl still has a little spark left in her. Oh by the way does anyone know if Rocky Horror is showing this weekend......haha