Unsuccessful Smiley
At A Glance
Author Katie
Contact Katie@bme.anon
IAM kiru
When It just happened
Artist Myself
Studio Bedroom
First off, I'd like to say that all of my piercings except one have been self done over the years. I have self-pierced over fifteen times successfully. This was my first time failing a piercing. As always, don't do this on your own! Unless you're like me, I know many people out there are, and are willing to face the consequences.

This was one of my spontaneous moments, but I've been brainstorming on what facial piercings I want next to go with my septum. I also want to plan everything out to be symmetrical. I figured, why not? It's centered, a very thin place to go through, and easy to hide. My parents get easily upset when I show up with a new piercing, but give in if I've already healed it. (There's a tip for you naughty youngsters.)

It was late and I was tired. Tiredness leads to carelessness (which is probably why this piercing turned out badly). I was also watching Inu Yasha at the time (yes I'm a dork) which obviously would distract anyone from doing a good job of stabbing themselves. I've never had a reaction from not using sterile tools and materials, but this time I didn't clean anything off at all. I usually at least use hydrogen peroxide, rubbing alcohol or soap (depending on the area), but my first mistake was not cleaning anything off. I didn't even brush my teeth. I just thoughtlessly proceeded.

I used a safety pin (I know, very irresponsible but it's always worked for me) and aligned it to the gum tissue. I pushed it right through very easily without much pain except a little pinching feeling.

If I do a late night piercing I usually leave the pin in for the night so I don't lose the hole while trying to put jewelry in. I never close the pin in case of extra sensitivity while trying to take it off, so I put a rubber earring back on the pin so I wouldn't poke myself during sleep. I knew right after it was done though that it was pretty crooked and I figured I'd let the minor swelling reduce and see in the morning if it was still just as bad. If not, I planned on using a salt soak, changing the jewelry to a 16ga curved barbell, and doing another salt soak.

I iced it and fell asleep. I drooled pretty badly on and off through the night, but I'm not exactly the most feminine girl. It didn't bother me at all and I just rolled over every time I woke up.

The next morning I checked it in the mirror and could more clearly see my definite error. When I pierced it, I started from the right side like I usually do. It was perfectly in place but as I applied pressure to the pin, it slid gradually up so the left side was maybe a mm too high. It just looked terrible. I was very disappointed in my ability, even though this was my first time attempting a smiley. I took out the pin and tossed it. Other than a little tenderness there was no infection or further swelling. I thoroughly cleaned my mouth after that.

What I learned most was simply I had to improve on my aim. If I do decide to pierce it again, I probably wouldn't do it myself just because it's impossible to see what you're doing even when you have a mirror in front of you. I would like to have this piercing even though it's not very high on my list, but because I'm not eighteen quite yet, I'd have to have a friend do it. I don't trust anyone else putting a needle through me so it should be an adventure finding a professional in a few months.

I'd say it was a lot easier than my retired vertical labret or my left helix because of the thin tissue, but it proved that alignment in this area is very crucial. I wonder now why I was so lucky with my septum.

Jeez, now after writing this it makes me wish I still had my smiley! I might try it again after giving my frenulum a rest - I don't want to traumatize the tissue too much. If it were to end up being crooked again, I would really like to know about the natural realignment of this piercing. Off to the FAQ for me! Obviously I should have been even more prepared than originally thought before conducting this piercing. Please, first time smiley piercers, I messed up! Do a better job than I did.

But good luck to any self-piercers! I hope yours turns out way better than mine did. Pay attention to your cleanliness and make sure you keep a steady hand in the right direction!


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