What kind of person gets a rod shoved through their tongue? Maybe it's someone who has blue hair, ten tatoos, a nose piercing and ten earrings in each ear. Well, before you agree let me say that I am far from that desription. In one word...PLAIN. I am your average 27 year old white female, mother of two boys ages 4 and 6. I have always been pretty much the epitimy of "PLAIN JANE". I don't have any tatoos (yet), I get my nails done every two weeks, I have my natural born hair color, long and straight. I am a Paramedic, at night for an Ambulance service in the city where I live and on my days off I wear t-shirts and staight cut Levi's, and I drive a mini-van. My patients that I run on at night are the drunks, psycho's, and just pure dements that crawl our major metropolitan city streets. I attend church on a regular basis, a member of the Parent Teacher Association (PTA)at the school where my son attends. And not to mention a Cub-Scout mom. I am a plain and average person...actually I guess boring would be the appropriate term. I'm about as boring as they come. However, behind closed doors...I am completely different. I have a bit of a wild side, and I am confident enough to explore that other side of myself. My favorite thing to do behind closed doors is performing oral sex on my husband. I guess I am sort of a nympho...but that's a whole other story that I am sure everyone doesn't really want to hear about. So, anyway, when I was told that a tongue piercing gave a whole new meaning to the technique of oral pleaseure, I was curious. Some friends of mine that have their tongue and other parts pierced, said that it was well worth the investment. Yes, I said an investment. Well, on a whim, on a Friday afternoon about 5 PM, before I went to work, I went and had my tongue pierced. I was scared to death because I thought that it would hurt. I had a friend whom had body piercings,come with me. Something that I would suggest for anyone who has never done anything like this before, take a friend, preferably someone who knows what to expect. I was shocked when it really didn't hurt at all. It didn't really bleed even. Drooling was about the only thing that came out of my mouth. I don't know if I just was lucky enough to have a very good artist or what, but even the hemostats didn't even hurt. I was in and out in 15 minutes. Simple. Eating, however, for the following 48 hours was a challenge, to say the least. And DON'T GET A MILK SHAKE, 'cause it ain't gonna happen. But, with lots of ice and cold water and the use of Listerene, I survived. Listerene will be your best friend for the healing period. Within the first week I was back to normal. I play with it all the time, which is not really a good thing until it heals, which takes from 2 weeks to a month. But once it healed I couldn't wait to test out my new toy. Three weeks after I had it pierced was my husbands birthday. And needless to say, my husband is extremely pleased with the results.
People's reaction to me getting my tongue pierced is really funny. Because I guess I was the last person on the face of the earth that they would have thought would do something alternative. However, it just goes to show that you never know anyone as well as you thought you did. And just because you fit into the stereo type definition of "normal" you CAN venture on to the wild side. Matter of fact, I would suggest that you do. I love my tongue piercing and don't regret it at all. I have just ordered a new barbell a Purple Titanium and I also ordered beads that blend with the tongue for those places that the piercing is just not appropriate (church for example). I'm excited and can't wait until they come in. And I would have to say that if you want to start with a simple piercing, start with the tongue. My next piercing is for me, genital, will be the next step. I can't wait.
So, if you are someone who loves giving the significant other person in your life the most incredible oral pleasure they have ever experienced in their life, GET YOUR TONGUE PIERCED!!!!!!! I promise that you will not be disappointed, and neither will your partner. GET IT AND LEARN TO USE IT AND ENJOY IT, YOU WILL BE GLAD THAT YOU DID, AS I WAS!!!!!!!!!
